Red Bear

A bear often found in the Amazon, which originated in Czechoslovakia. This once Albino bear lived peacefully until it was almost wiped out during WW1 after the Americans learned of the Germans utilization of them. Of this Bear "Genocide" only two survived, and they became very depressed and often cut themselves. Once the war was over they decided to move to the amazon, so they headed south to South-West Africa to depart. Once in the water these two Bears began to have children (They have children in the same manner that gremlins spawn off the backs of others when wet). During this long swim across the ocean the Bears noticed their children's skin and fur was red (Which is wear there name comes from). Once they arrived in South America and reached the Amazon there was just 231 of these rare bears alive. These bears also brought over a now endangered tree known as the Czech Great Oak, which provided a water free cover over there land (This is what many scientists believe to keep them from taking over the world).

Then in early 2009 Zack, Jason and myself discovered these bears on a trip to the amazon, and now we have one in the Brookfield Zoo.

Geo: Holy S***! Is that a red bear?
Jason: I think it is.... Hey Red Bear want some candy??
Zack: No F****** way..... I'm taking one....

by Fluffy_Koala June 9, 2009

Google Bear

A Bear That Finds Things

A bear that finds thing! Google Bear

by Justin Peck May 31, 2007

Mamma Bear

The one friend who's the responsible drinker, but still likes to party hard.

she's a mamma bear!

by haygurlhay1234 January 10, 2011

Bear in the air

A term or saying for a fart.

Whoops, sorry guys, there's a bear in the air

by JasperTour July 30, 2011

Trash bear

Wayward creature (or humanoid) that sifts through piles of trash.

I hear that Trashbears lerk over by Mr. Yoblonski's neighbors.

by [lljk]Whimsy July 28, 2003

panda bear

a shy guy that is undeniably HOTT.

My boyfriend's a panda bear.

by natalie March 6, 2005

pooh bear it

A situation in which an individual is direly hungry and is currently in possession of a food paste spread that is within a jar. There is a common understanding between the individual and his/her friends that no utensils are nearby to formally consume the ration and everyone is too lazy to go get some. The result is for the individual to use one's own hand to savagely cup the substance in their palm to gather it for consumption; In a way that resembles Winnie the Pooh eating honey from a jar.

Friend 1- I got the Frito's Chili Cheese Dip!!!
Friend 2- Umm, we don't have any chips...
Friend 1- Ahhh screw it. I'm just gonna pooh bear it.

by reaperDROPRIDETODOOM January 17, 2010