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Suicidal Squidward

A creepypasta about a lost episode of spongebob.

TLDR

squidward k*lls himself.

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Squidward has a dream where he plays the clarinet on stage and everyone laughs at him including Spongebob and Patrick.
He then wakes up and we hear silence for 30 seconds.

Then he starts crying really hard. Then it zooms into his eyes which are hyper-realistic. Then his eyes start bleeding. Scenes of dead children start flashing between. Than a voice says “do it” then he put the gun in his mouth and k*lls himself. The final scene is his corpse laying on the bed with an eye popping out.

OK THAT WAS A LOT. Sorry if you get nightmares
Man 1 : Look up suicidal squidward it’s such a great episode

Man 2: Shut up, you know for a fact that it’s a creepypasta
by DontFearVarlisHear August 15, 2021
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Suicidal Cheerios

A new street drug commonly found in central Massachusetts. Similar to acid, also known as LSD. People go through stages of hallucinations called the 'cereal steps'. Similar to Molly in the way that it's made but less harmful because of the chemicals used. Some people suffer from bad trips.
Hey man did you go to the party last week went Brittany went ape-shit cause she had too many suicidal Cheerios?

Nah but I heard it was lit
by TalentED568 March 15, 2016
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Suicidal Person

A perfect definition of myself.

A person who wants to just sleep the rest of their life and never again be disturbed.
Alen: I want to rest a bit.
Kier: Me too, for the rest of my life.
Alen: What are you talking about, Kier? Do you want to die?
Kier: No I don't.

Alen: Then what are you talking about resting for the rest of your life?
Kier: I just wanna sleep and not wake up anymore, I want a rest. I wanna escape in this world and sleep peacefully alone.

Alen: ....
Kier: I am a suicidal person afterall.
by jUicy🥴✨️ May 14, 2022
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suicidal depression

suicidal depression is something that i have actually so its where you want suicide and have depression at the same time, like you really really want to suicide but u dont want to because you dont know if thats gonna be good or not

heres a example
Matt: Hey Bro!
Me: Yea
Matt: what u doing

me: listening to some xxxtentacion
matt: why?
me: i have suicidal depression
matt:oh
by Littoral April 10, 2019
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Suicide Shit

As you begin your travel to the closest bathroom because you have to take a shit, start pushing to see if you can shit in the toilet before you shit your pants.
Guy 1: Hey bro, wanna hang out tonight?

Guy 2: Aw shit man, I can't. I failed the suicide shit and I fucking shitted my pants!
by I'm not Bob June 14, 2019
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Suicide swiping

The approach to tinder that consists on swiping right on everyone and everything out of desperation
Person1: so Mike got 20 matches on tinder yesterday.
Person 2: yeah, but he's been suicide swiping. You should see some of the grenades he matched with.
by chirimoyalover May 27, 2020
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suicide starbomb

A coffee drink, cold or hot, accidentally dropped in a crowded area that hits 3 or more people and also hits the person who dropped it.
I had a suicide starbombing moment at the mall yesterday, wrecked my new shoes.
by Clumsycoffeedrinker August 13, 2010
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