Potato Queen

A potato queen is a label that describes a gay Asian male who is exclusively attracted to a gay Caucasian male and who will only date a man of this race. The potato queen adores everything white. The white culture, white lifestyle, white diet, white norms, white friends, speaking the white language with the white accent and of course, the white c*ck. Not forgetting those who also worship the Caucasian's white wallet.

True or not, this public perception does not bode well for the potato queen and as such, this breed of exotic males are often cast in a negative light.

Alexander O. Montgomery. (2016). True confessions of a potato queen. Melbourne, Australia: Vivid Publishing.

by A.O.M July 21, 2016

Caution Potato

The act of pooping on the floor of a public restroom, and then placing a "Caution Wet Floor" sign over said poop.

Chud - "Hey Matt, the school janitor is going to be PISSED"
Matt - "Why?"
Chud - "I just laid a HUGE Caution Potato in the band restroom!"

by Chudder's Butter February 22, 2011

Potato Butt

A person who is being difficult/annoying/stubborn

Stop being such a potato butt!

by jamaj November 14, 2010

Triangle Potato

The triangle potato is the closest earthly symbol we have of the Holy Trinity. St. Patrick would have used it instead of the shamrocks to explain the Trinity, but they didn't have them back then.

"Boy I sure am glad they got rid of Triangle Potatoes... Squiggle!"

"Gold standard?! What about the Triangle Potato Standard?!"

"If you ate 1,000,000 Triangle Potatoes, you would get 20,000 times the daily recommended dose of vitamin C."

by Galloway February 26, 2008

Runner's Potato

The sad result of a runner not making it to the bathroom, in time to defecate.

At mile 17 during the marathon, she had hit the wall and obviously not foudn a restroom in time. She was carrying the ole runner's potato, which was not only dribbling down her legs, but left a huge protrusion in her underware.

by Pfu May 20, 2010

Potato's Journey

Potato's Journey is a book series written by two good boys named jon and elias. It is a good series about a potato named Bob.

Someone: Do you want to hangout today?

Me: No, I'm reading Potato's Journey.

by Someone_Named_Bailey April 16, 2019

The Potato Oath

The oath of potatoes, against potato abuse, and potato harm.

You will come across the potato curse if you break The Potato Oath.

by NICE BRO NICE OMFG June 11, 2018