I think that guy is a fruit of the loom, he was staring at you the whole time you were at the urinal
by Tomas23 August 22, 2011
Get the Fruit of the Loommug. Fruit bat: noun:
1. A bat that hangs in trees, making it look like a piece of fruit. This works as camouflage to protect against potential predators.
2. A crazy person who has eaten so much fruit, they now look like a plump juicy piece of fruit, and have an odd urge to take a nibble.
1. A bat that hangs in trees, making it look like a piece of fruit. This works as camouflage to protect against potential predators.
2. A crazy person who has eaten so much fruit, they now look like a plump juicy piece of fruit, and have an odd urge to take a nibble.
1.
A: Look at the fruit tree!
B: No, that tree has been dead for awhile, those are definitely fruit bats.
2.
A: I saw a rather plump man holding a peach and licking his fingers a bit too much.
B: Totally a fruit bat.
A: Look at the fruit tree!
B: No, that tree has been dead for awhile, those are definitely fruit bats.
2.
A: I saw a rather plump man holding a peach and licking his fingers a bit too much.
B: Totally a fruit bat.
by bpepps April 13, 2011
Get the fruit batmug. following the stench of fruit tea will usually lead you to a scottish woman on the highest floor. Fruit tea is also usually the reason people are always late, leaving others to sit on a cold floor. fruit tea is also accompanied by the sound if keys
by aaron.charlotte March 22, 2008
Get the fruit teamug. a fruit bat is when you delicately (so not to damage the fragile mammal) blindfold your lover w/ your extremely streched balls.
by Anonymous July 30, 2003
Get the fruit batmug. A homosexual orgy.
by foy_45 April 1, 2004
Get the fruit saladmug. by 84boy November 13, 2004
Get the juicy fruitmug. John-Damn that guy looks like a snack!
Josh- I'm pretty sure he's gay.
John- Damn I guess you could say he's a fruit snack!
Josh- I'm pretty sure he's gay.
John- Damn I guess you could say he's a fruit snack!
by Jonathan Navarrete May 2, 2018
Get the Fruit Snackmug.