The Self-Proclaimed Ruler of sykes (if needed look up definition for "sykes". It, because the sex of the king cannot be determined, walks the floor of sykes preying on anyone that shows any glimpse of fun, or hope of having fun, THE VERY NOTION of fun even! You might not see it for it waddles around too short to be seen by normal statured humans. The only way you might notice it is that the smell of it or the horrible cackling laughter that it spews while feasting on the aforementioned fun. We refer to it as "King" because the "Munchkin It" just doesn't begin to describe the fear and power it seems to think it commands. However "It" would be a more appropriate title to better represent the appearance and actual level of power it has. Everyone lives in fear of it though because of its superb stalking powers. It sneaks up and spies on you when you least expect it and if you are doing something that it disapproves of it will cling to to and slowly start to suck the life out of you. The only way to fight the leeching power of it is to realize that you are a more advanced life form and you are in no way intimidated by this vertically challenged, large massed creature. Eventually the population around you will notice it leeching off of you and begin to realize also that they have no reason to fear it, and begin to behave like the more advanced lifeforms that they are. That will send it into a demension of anger that it has never realized before. However, because of it's low capacity for feelings and general knowledge, the stress from the anger will place too much pressure on it's vital organs and it will explode. Ending all the hatred, war, and hunger in the world, making Earth, nay the Universe, a better place without it.
I was having fun surfing the internet, but then The Munchkin King saw me and now I feel like I'm slowly dying.
by Kirstens Boyfriend October 21, 2008
Get the The Munchkin Kingmug. Derived from the word finesse. A term used for someone who is extremely good at pulling women or finessing.
by EruditeFibsterAdvanced December 5, 2016
Get the Finesse Kingmug. A man who started with nothing, living it rough, paving his own path with help from no one, til he became master of his own destiny and became something, someone.
"Hey, you hear about Blake? They say he's the slum king around these parts, real respected by the people, that one."
by Lord Crow March 19, 2019
Get the Slum Kingmug. To receive a felatio, head, oral sex. This term derived from the in between round antics of the NES game Ring King.
by DC1128 July 12, 2006
Get the ring kingmug. The burger king said to all the burgers "hail all burgers, you will do all that i say, or else you will be sent to a scoogy resteraunt where you will be sentenced to death( by being eaten by living creatures.)
by chris h. November 26, 2003
Get the burger kingmug. by shadix August 19, 2006
Get the king mickeymug.