juan ruiz

a beast in 2k. a beast in bed.

juan ruiz will probably be drafted in the NBA.

by 2kbeasttttttttt July 22, 2017

Juan Noodle

When a roofer throws a bowl of noodles on their partner as he climaxes and screams “Call me Juan!”

My favorite sex position is the Juan Noodle

by Frank S. Beans November 16, 2023

Juan

not like everyone else!!

everyone’s the same, except Juan. he’s not like everyone else!!

by yomomma222 November 25, 2021

Juan

Juan isn’t the brightest in the head but has the biggest. Usually Mexican and usually pale.He likes girls but never admits to who specifically he likes.His teachers think he is special and very gifted but is wasting his talent.He usually is in high school and usually doesn’t like school m. Usually a gamer and is very cool and stylish and romantic.

Juan’s style is impeccable.

by Mary145 October 23, 2019

Juan

Total bitch. He is always fucking around with you and he talks the most shit even though he got no hoes. Sometimes he’s cool but most of the time he’s kinda gay.

“Fucking Juan keeps stealing my shit, the other day he said I was ugly like nigga, the bitch got no hoes!”

by 1.3.4-1 August 11, 2020

Juan

A little bitch who is always depressed, he never wants to get his shit together and sleeps in closets and on couches.

“Hey do you know juan?”

“That depressed kid who sleeps in a closet and in his living room?”
“Yeah❤️“

by stankrat500 June 2, 2020

Juan

Juan is loving and caring. He will do whatever he can to make you happy and will even give his life for the women he loves. So if you're still not sure who is the ONE, don't look elsewhere and find yourself a JUAN.

Juan makes me feel complete he makes me feel alive and I love JUAN because he is the ONE.

by Juan Demetrio November 23, 2021