Mean jerk

He who is meaner than most daily.

Reid is mj2med; you are a mean jerk

by Jerkee October 31, 2011

Hug Jerk

Hug-jerk noun: 1. a form of over the pants handjob unseeable to anyone not involved in the hug! Perfect for family reunions, and baptisms.
2. Also a jerk who gives you a hug but it goes unreciprocated because he or she is punk bitch. Not to be confused with hung-jerk... like Cody Bustaloady

Dude 1:Woah. Bro. Did you see what she just did during that hug?
Dude 2: No?? Did she git at your nips??
Dude 1: Nah man she hug-jerked the shit outta my bologna roll! Love me a good Hug Jerk
Both dudes in sequence : high five! Noice!

by Cody Bustaloady August 31, 2018

Jerk-Burglar

Someone that faps you while you are sleeping with no regard for your consent!

A shady Jerk-burglar, burgled my penis in the night my dear, I'm afraid I can be of no service to you this morn! Pray for me!
My dear friend, you are a jerk burglar as I have caught you on film, but I forgive you! For ye are my All-Fren!

by Bishnuu October 11, 2022

Jerk Dirkin'

When someone is slacking off or mesisng around.

"Monte, stop Jerk Dirkin' around and paint the fireplace."

by MMM420 December 17, 2011

No Jerk January

No Jerk January Is a month like No Nut November but you're not allowed to jerk or touch your penis (unless you need to piss)

I accidentally jerked on No Jerk January.

by lesbian mistake December 4, 2020

bunch of jerks

The NHL ice hockey team Carolina Hurricanes, as called by Don Cherry, the Canadian hockey writer and commentator, in 2019. The team became known for performing crazy post-game celebrations during the 2018/2019 NHL season.

These guys, to me, are jerks. They’re still not drawing fans. And I’ll tell you one thing: They better not do this in the playoffs. I know the rest of the people, all the broadcasters are afraid to say something … I know what I’m talking about. You never do anything like that. They’re still not drawing fans. They’re a bunch of jerks, as far as I’m concerned.

by Ostříž March 5, 2019

Review Jerk

Review Jerk is the opposite of review bomb. Its when people/reviewers/critics /fans flood content with positive reviews to push their own woke agenda when the content was clearly bad. Also Review jerking is something that doesn't exist according to people who always use review bombing as an excuse when reviews can be jerked or bombed.

Look at how critics review jerked Masters of the Universe: Revelation and also said "Its an impressively loyal He-Man series"

by omegadespair August 2, 2021