happy breath

when something amazing happens, and you take a nice deep smiley breath in

i just had a happy breath

by glizzy7 August 23, 2023

Happy Jizz

When a man jizzes, whether just slightly or a full on orgasm, out of sheer happiness with no sexual pleasure involved

Dude my girlfriend bought me some fresh Adidas. I think I just happy jizzed. Now I need some fresh boxers

by Alollipoplover254 February 1, 2015

Happy having

Happy having means to have sex with the same gender

Boy: Am goin to do happy having on you
Other boy: Cool

by Jojofan08 October 26, 2019

Happy Zone

A code term used to describe the size of a man's penis without having to give specific details. Being "in the happy zone" means you are at least average or a little above. (5.5-8 inches) See also the Frankenstein Zone and the Outrageous Zone.

Not huge, but he's in the Happy Zone.

by GregiPop April 17, 2011

Happy wettings

When your friend interupts the conversation by saying he needs to take a shower, then you would say happy wettings.

Raph: I just came back from the gym, and need to take a shower
Turath: Happy wettings bro
Raph: Thanks man.. you are a real G

by Y. R. S. July 18, 2016

happy parade

A parade exhibiting happy people carrying rainbowed flags. Sometimes the boys kiss other boys and the girls kiss other girls.

My daddy went to the happy parade.

by Maenta June 30, 2008

happy cringe

When something is really cringy yet it still manages to make you smile, maybe because it was nice or sweet.

Person 1: I'm going to be the entire planet soon.
Person 2: You're already my world ;)
Person 3: You just made me happy cringe.

by DatBoi2222 August 16, 2017