You play a full game of chess while masturbating, if you cum before the match has ended you auto resign. Unless you manage to knock over the enemy king with your ejaculate. The person that loses the match has drink the winners cum and will not be allowed to finish / cum.
Yesterday I played cum chess with your dad, it was pretty fun.
Did you hear about John he had to drink Nick's cum after losing a game of chess.
AAAhhueeem I got blue balled after losing chess yesterday.
Did you hear about John he had to drink Nick's cum after losing a game of chess.
AAAhhueeem I got blue balled after losing chess yesterday.
by ChessConnoisseur January 10, 2021
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by Mrdusty sac August 27, 2017
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by SamosaDip August 10, 2017
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by The master of Sax December 6, 2009
Get the Cum Cemetary mug.After my girlfriend mad me cum for the third time when I tried to get out of bed I couldn't stand up because I was cum crippled.
by joerazz64 October 18, 2010
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James eats so much pizza, when he gets a blowjob, the giver always tastes the flavour of "pizza cum" when he blows his load in them making them swallow because it was that delicious.
by DrArmageddon August 11, 2017
Get the Pizza Cum mug.Cum Nazi is a "catch all" term for an entity, situation or item that stops the delivery of ejaculatory fluid in any capacity or uses lack of sex as forfeit. For example a prophylactic could be referred to as a Cum Nazi, or a female who is punishing a significant other by withdrawing copulation.
Can also be a term for a more serious form of cock block.
Can also be a term for a more serious form of cock block.
Example one:
"Damn, Sharon hasn't has sex with me since she found my stash of jazz mags." - Person one.
"She sounds like a real Cum Nazi, bro."
Example two:
"I hate condoms, they are just Cum Nazis."
"Damn, Sharon hasn't has sex with me since she found my stash of jazz mags." - Person one.
"She sounds like a real Cum Nazi, bro."
Example two:
"I hate condoms, they are just Cum Nazis."
by Life-Form August 26, 2019
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