A parlour game centring upon a man who has located an ambiguous part of his genitals in his grip, and then prompts the many spectators encircling him to decide whether the flesh in question hails from his scrotum or his penis. Bets are arranged and money thrown onto the ground before finally the genitals are revealed to be either 'ball' or 'peen'. The game resets and during the anxious wait for a new presentation of genitals, the chant "BALL OR PEEN" is sounded by the spectators.
"BALL OR PEEN! BALL OR PEEN! BALL OR PEEN!"
The genitals are revealed.
"Five bucks that's scrote," Anth ventured. Nathan demurred and accepted the challenge. "It's dick for sure."
The genitals are revealed.
"Five bucks that's scrote," Anth ventured. Nathan demurred and accepted the challenge. "It's dick for sure."
by prairiedreamcatcher101 October 26, 2017
Get the ball or peenmug. "Hey Frank, I hear you and Kyle's mom are getting pretty serious."
"You heard right, Toby. Last night she came by the farm and had a healthy serving of beef balls. Kyle's mom loves beef balls. Tomorrow I might give her a carabeef ball."
"You heard right, Toby. Last night she came by the farm and had a healthy serving of beef balls. Kyle's mom loves beef balls. Tomorrow I might give her a carabeef ball."
by Timmy Pants November 5, 2019
Get the Beef Ballmug. Other golfers lost-then-found golf balls along a golf course. Needed on those "off days" when you're driving every ball into a river, a pond or the enchanted forest of a golf course.
Though I couldn't find my Titleist Pro V1 after I chucked it into the woods, I found three Murray balls and pocketed them.
by SBPappa September 7, 2018
Get the Murray Ballmug. About 97 degrees Fahrenheit. Unlike, say, "hot as hell" or "scorching hot," this expression is actually fairly precise, since the temperature of one's balls is carefully regulated by the scrotum to maintain a high sperm count.
Alice: Man, it is hot as balls out there today.
Bob: Actually, it's about 99 degrees, so it might be "hot as lungs," but balls are slightly cooler.
Alice: ...ooookay, whatever.
Bob: Actually, it's about 99 degrees, so it might be "hot as lungs," but balls are slightly cooler.
Alice: ...ooookay, whatever.
by lukebn June 24, 2010
Get the hot as ballsmug. by Bragnor December 5, 2009
Get the Balls-assmug. "Damn, I wish I could take a rip of the bong..too bad I'm in the gay ass Navy."
"Dude we burn so much ganj in the chill balls Coast Guard"
"Dude we burn so much ganj in the chill balls Coast Guard"
by USCG_chillballs November 21, 2011
Get the Chill Ballsmug. Insert one's testicles into the oral cavity of any willing party. They will then proceed to "bawk" like a chicken. Hence, Chicken balled.
by Barry11 February 19, 2008
Get the Chicken Ballingmug.