An obnoxious country club white guy from the south. You will find him typically wearing a Vineyard Vines polo with SALMON colored pants - his date or girlfriend will be wearing a Lilly Pulitzer dress. He will have long'ish sun bleached hair (from all the days spent on the golf course or on the rivah). He belongs to a fraternity, wears his class ring and usually supports the SEC. Typically of the Republican political persuasion.
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