bangs down, balls out

a term used by athletes who consistantly wear their hair back for convenience during workouts, but for whatever reason, decided that today, they would just wear it down; usually accompanied by a "fuck it" mentality. most commonly found in female athletes.
this also occurs when the athlete forgot to bring or lost any bobby pins, hair clips, etc that they were planning on using.

x: "hey, I heard we're conditioning today, do you want some bobby pins?"
y: "no thanks, I'll just go bangs down, balls out."

x: "wow, I like your hair down!"
y: "yeah, I forgot my hair clips, so I guess I have to go bangs down, balls out today."

by smessemsee October 25, 2011

Outta dick, Outta balls

When you just paid all your bills for the month and don’t have much cash to go out and have fun with.

Man, I really want to go to that concert but i’m outta dick, outta balls til next Thursday .

by BasedButt August 21, 2019

shit my balls off

Being so surprised to the point that you inevitably shit so hard your testicles come out.

Dudebro: Dude I went sky diving yesterday.
Broseph: How was it?
Dudebro: The main parachute didn't work, I was so scared I shit my balls off.

by BigPenisBoi1234567891011121314 February 18, 2021

Suck my Robot Balls

Now take a step back let me freeze yours off.
Have a carbonite bath, for your goose-steppin' ass.
Call my homeboy in Israel, see who got the last laugh. - ERB idk some time ago

Person 1: "Hey bro, I got 78% on my maths tes-"
(Based) Person 2: "Suck my robot balls"

by TheGamingPop November 10, 2022

Lick Daniel’s balls day

Every day on 19th of may every nigga in the world must lick Daniel’s balls

“Hey man what you doing today” “nothing much it’s lick Daniel’s balls day so gotta lick them balls!”

by Bob682 May 18, 2022

If there's grass on the field, play ball

Traditionally, used to denote the beginning of (American) baseball season practice anxiously awaited by enthusiasts each springtime: If there was grass growing, then the season had progressed enou gh past winter to start the new season: "play ball!" More recently, it has become a slang inferring statutory laws regarding underage females did not, in practice, realistically apply and that instead, the presence of pubic hair (grass) indicated sufficient maturation to begin sexual activity (play ball).

"I know your sister's only twelve, but I go by baseball, not age, "If there's grass on the field, play ball!"

by Azi0056 February 17, 2019

My dick and balls are out.

A response to someone telling you about their nerdy accomplishments, but only if said accomplishments involve numbers. This response has the dual purpose of freaking the person out to stop them from telling you their nerdy thing, and telling them your own accomplishment.

NOTE: One's personal dick and balls do NOT have to be out to say this, nor does one even have to be male.

Nerd: Alright, only 3746 more experience points untill I'm level 99!

Cool guy: My dick and balls are out.

by Froggy7384 July 21, 2008