i love you

Something said in ending a long dead relationship. It's usually followed by but in this case it means "I don't want to hurt you, but i can't stand being near you, you irritate me and i dont know how long it will be before i take an axe to either one of us, please don't cry". Usually coupled with it's not you it's me

"I love you but I need time alone"
"I love you but it's not working"

by Beryl Ubergirth October 3, 2005

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crazy butt love

crazy butt love is the sexual act that two men preform on eachother, ~fucking in the anus~

joey and nick had crazy butt love :-P

by your *juicy* stalker March 1, 2004

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Abusing Love 143

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There are prerequisites for saying “I love you” otherwise you will be abusing the word love which will lead to failure.

P1: I love you
P2: I love you too
P1: I love you so much

P2: same wise, love
P1: 143
P2: 143
P1: I love you
P2: I love you

A few months later:

P1: asshole

P2: bitch

If love was a person:

Don’t ever use me you worthless ignorants.

Don’t be abusing love 143

by UnfinishedBook April 11, 2022

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True Love

True Love ~ A relationship of two that are born to be together. If it is truly true, then it won't be a sexual relationship. There are many varieties, like bad people and good people.

"This is true love!" said The Girl, hugging her man

by PixelDonkeyVegan October 7, 2018

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i love chu

What a hood rat says to his lady friend when he's got other ladies on the side he professing his love to.

Girl, you know I love chu

by lovisa killworth December 12, 2014

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love-me-internet

Phrase used to describe someone who uses the internet to boost his/her self-esteem and/or ego.

Can be used in place of the proper name of any blogging/social networking program such as LiveJournal, Blogger, Xanga or MySpace.

She uses her LiveJournal to get her love-me-internet fix.

He posted some skanky love-me-internet photos to MySpace.

Riley checks her Love-Me-Internet comments a couple times a day.

by K&K September 7, 2005

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