rocked off ur face

1) getting zooted to the point where you need the help of friends to function for you
2) straight plastered
3) ridiculously drunk
4) blackout status

"its all about wednesday night .25 cent wings and just gettin rocked off ur face"

son u hittin up the bar.

ya im just tryin to get rocked off my face tonight

by judas III November 14, 2009

fist-fuck your face

get punched hard in the mouth

I was just chatting with his bitch, and he started fist-fucking my face!

by Silence March 26, 2003

sorry about your face

1. Insult that suggests someones face is a bit messed up, ugly, gross etc.

2. A goodbye to use when on the phone. This replaces what you would normally say as a farewell. This also works better if said very quickly, followed by abruptly hanging the phone up.

1. Fuck you Dave and I'm sorry about your face.

2. "Ok mum, i gotta go. Sorry about your face." And then hang up the phone.

by lazyjarod December 26, 2010

monkey faced butt muncher

A rim job finished off by giving a raspberry.

I walked into the bathroom and heard the end of a monkey faced butt muncher. I want to cut off my ears.

by bbl2k April 3, 2009

twat-faced hoe-bag

a girl that people refer to as a slut/slag/whore/hoe/bitch if she has done something to annoy you.

SHE'S SUCH A TWAT-FACED HOE-BAG!

by ali gee shahalam pass the pie December 22, 2010

call waiting face-off

When your on the phone with someone and they tell you to hold because they have a call waiting. Winner of the face-off is the person who continues to talk to the person who recieved the call waiting.

Call Waiting Face-Off Loss
Dude 1: Yo man how you been?
Dude 2: Been good, hold on I have a beep.
Call Waiting Face-Off begins....
Dude 1 waits anxiously for Dude 2 to return...
Dude 2 returns...
Dude 2: Hey man I'll call you back later, peace.

Call Waiting Face-Off Win
Dude 1: Yo man how you been?
Dude 2: Been good, hold on I have a beep.
Call Waiting Face-Off begins....
Dude 1 waits anxiously for Dude 2 to return...
Dude 2 returns...
Dude 2: Alright man i'm back, so whats up?

by Keithian July 29, 2008

fucking fuckheaded fucky face

Someone who acts like a total asshole when in your presence.

See shitfaced motherfucking cocksucking dickhead.

Hey, don't you think <someone> is a fucking fuckheaded fucky face?

by Ben Kenobi June 5, 2005