shit out my balls

A phrase used to express frustration.

Shit out my balls. I woke up with a dildo in my ass again.

by MSHUAH July 4, 2009

big fat monkey balls

When you need to get out of a conversation in the best way possible

Guy: hey wanna go talk about what happened on June 16th 2012?

Guy 2: big fat monkey balls (walks away)

by A huge fucking idiot October 16, 2022

hitler has one ball

the rumor adolfs testicle was chopped off by his mother when he was small

adolf has only got one ball,
goring has two but very small,
himmler is rather sim'lar,
but poor old goebbels has no balls at all.

hitler has one ball is the suspicion that the dictator had well one ball

by hitlers one ball May 7, 2023

Mideval cock and ball torture

While having extreme anal, with your best friend. Your bestie violently jumps up into the air and then slams him/herself onto the concrete floor, while you have both your cock and balls inside of your bestie.

Jackson: Dude Mark gave suck hardcore mideval cock and ball torture to me last night during the family reunion.
Dave: Isn't Mark your dad?
Jackson: and my best friend.
Dave: He must've slammed his thiccness so hard on the concrete

by Xanderpander7 July 18, 2019

AMOGUS SUSSY IMPOSTA BALLS

PLEASE STOP GET OUT OF MY HEAD
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HEY BRO HAVE YOU SEEN THESE AMOGUS SUSSY IMPOSTA BALLS NOOOO STOP GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD

by lmaostrider May 17, 2022

Bognor Regis balls deep

An act of penetration that is so deep, your balls also go inside. Pioneered in Bognor Regis, UK.

Danny Chips: "Man, did you hear about Chloe? Greek proper smashed her Bognor Regis balls deep-style!"

by MonkeyMonkey1234 July 21, 2017

The Dirty Dog Cheese ball

When a "Dirty Dog" puts a cheese ball in a bung hole (preferably a girls) and then the girl proceeds to Fart out the cheese ball into the "Dirty Dogs" mouth.

Last night The White Knight executed The Dirty Dog Cheese ball perfectly.

by The Dirty Dog Cheeseball September 4, 2014