Fuck Me Figuratively Up The Ass

An exclamation of extreme shock and disbelief, whether at an event or a sight being witnessed.

Can also be used when you discover someone has been fucking you over.

Person 1: Holy shit! What the hell is that person doing?
Person 2: Well, fuck me figuratively up the ass, they're raping a dog.

Person 1: You have a date with Sally? You know, she has a boyfriend.
Person 2: Fuck me figuratively up the ass! Three months and she never said anything!

by ElectroSophie March 28, 2009

Speak to me oh toothless one

The act or action of letting a fart rip.

Cruising down the strip with his homies. Eddie reaches over from the passenger seat and turns the stereo down while tilting to the right, his face turns red. A clear indication that something is about to escape. The passengers in the car know what is about to happen so they start chanting "speak to me oh toothless one" then it happens. A nice rectom release.

by Seimer December 18, 2006

cash me outside howbow dah

Its a famous phrase that danielle bregoli said when she was in the Dr Phil show. Its now become a famous phrase and meme and its a very good comeback on when your fighting with someone and you really dont know what to say.

Danielles hater: BITCH WANNA FIGHT?
Danielle: How bout you, cash me outside howbow dah

by RandomPotatoWhoSmellLikePoop February 11, 2017

federal pound me in the ass prison

A prison where the daily routine involves much cornholing.

Kenneth Lay should be sent to federal pound me in the ass prison

by cutefuzzysquirrel May 5, 2003

ABC 123 plz help me

Learning

The definition of ABC 123 plz help me is a phrase used for stress when learning.

by Mighty boi May 10, 2019

and then he poked me in the eye

A song sung to the music from Bomberman level 3. Relating to the thrusting of ones finger into the victims eyeball. The 'he' can also be changed for 'she', but 'he' sounds better.

*Get's poked in the eye*
...and then he poked me in the eye

by EC February 5, 2005

chocolate don't have shit on me

Is when U think ur cooler than every1 & everything else... even more than chocolate (!).

1. Some1 just won a race. They say,
"Oh yeah! Chocolate don't have shit
on me!"

or it could be used sarcasticly:

2. Two people are havin' a fight:
1st U think you're 2 cool 4 the
rest of us!
2nd Yeah right, chocolate don't
have shit on me!(sarcasticly)

by Em.* August 20, 2005