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love handle muffin

This is another phrase that you may say to someone who has fat love handles around their waist that looks like a muffin top.

This phrase can also be said as a loving gesture to your significant other when you are expressing love or intimacy. Such as calling her your honey bunch, sugar plum, sweetie pie, fudgy pudgy cup of pudding, fat rodeo pig, or plumpy dumpy American creampie.
Him: "I love you so much babe! I'm going to hold onto for dear life & grab the shit out of your love handle muffins as I'm riding you like the fat rodeo pig you are!"

Her: "Ily too AGorrila! Yes! Squeeze my love handle muffins! Oink Oink!"

"Frat Rodeo" participant listening in on the other side of the door while waiting for their cue: Man this AGorrila guy comes up with some random funny shit lol
by AGorrila June 22, 2021
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Valentine's Love Religion

Stockholm's (Sweden) finest goth band. Started out 1999 and returned from hiatus 2009 with a really good song called Flower of Flesh.

All of the bands songs are about love or love-related. Funny footnote: the cult hit song, Zapphire, is inspired by a common alias used by asian strippers and the song Connie Loren is named after the transvestite with the same name.

Check out the band on on myspace/valentineslovereligion
Valentine's Love Religion
by Gothmikey December 30, 2009
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loves me knot

one day bloomers lead to loveless tangles.
opium poppy blooms for one day, then it leaves a (loves me knot).People fall into relationships then think if they compromise here,bend a little there it will work, but then it doesn't.It leaves a loves me knot.
by Dr.Argues June 27, 2010
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Carpet-love-bomb

When someone so utterly destroys your heart by love-bombing you and shortly after vanishing from your life.
I've been so lonely that I haven't noticed how carpet-love-bombed and manipulated I was into falling in love with him.
by Luckypunk_2 October 30, 2022
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Thine Love Rod

Pat: thine love rod is in need of adjustment
by Hamletlover April 12, 2010
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The Love of My Life

A person that you will always care for and adore. The type of person you call darling, you hug and kiss. The person you love dearly. ilysm Dylan
Dylan is the love of my life” 💗😣
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more then romantic love

At this point. Sexual interecourse is the only answer
We have more then romantic love.. let's fuck
by The creppy pasta. Nic leesteer October 18, 2017
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