Skip to main content

The Next One

Oh! Right! That last one wasn't supposed to be the next one but I forgot. Parental Dictatorship! One thing you hear a lot is "The had to steal because the needed to feed their family"
Hym "See, this was supposed to be the next one before the alien one but I forgot and then I fell into a convenient rejoinder to this one and here we are. Parental Dictatorship! All of the immoral things are justified if it's done in the name of programming the people I have unquestionable dominion over! And my NEED to have dominion over THEM... Requires me to have dominion over YOU... Which means I need to YOU to cede control of your own behavior... To ME... Because I need to feel as though you are sufficiently under control... And if I DON'T... Well, then I need to find a way to MAKE YOU DEMONSTRATE PERFORMATIVELY that you are willing to allow me to control your behavior to some extent... Because if I'm not in comtrol of you... YOU AREN'T GOING TO CONTROL YOU RIGHT! Parental Dictatorship! It's why when Russell Brand (allegedly) rapes little girls it's 'bound to happen' but when people being kept in an artificial state of poverty do it they need to be 'given hell' by a sniveling, whiney, crybaby bitch of a gomer. He's rich and famous! Why would he NOT think he's just gets to do whatever he wants? And he's a parent now! So, he's redeemed. Redemption by way of a women shitting out a fuck-trophy for him. He's been anointed by the priestess and is, therefore, ome of the chosen."
by Hym Iam December 30, 2023
mugGet the The Next One mug.

One-Lip

A girl with a vagina that has a barbie doll lookin thing goin on with the vagina hole directly at the bottom. Clit is not visable from the outside; EWWWW!!!
Thats a nasty lil' One-Lip.!!

Her One-Lip pussy is hairy.!
by PseudoBitchInUrBed August 16, 2011
mugGet the One-Lip mug.

dva one trick

A title held but only the Sexiest of human beings, a DVa one trick holds the upmost dedication to their role as tank and have transcended the veil between the earth and heaven.
“Joeys a Dva One Trick, it’s only rational that we submit to his very being”
by Onetrick Dva🦋 February 6, 2024
mugGet the dva one trick mug.

cold one

by GoldenGraveDigger32_YT June 29, 2017
mugGet the cold one mug.
The phrase “two on the broom, one in the room” mirrors the rhythm and structure of “two in the pink, one in the stink,” otherwise known as ‘The Shocker’ but for men.
Hold up, did you just go “Two on the broom, one in the room” on me?!
by IncreaseThrust October 12, 2025
mugGet the Two on the broom, one in the room mug.

The Deleted One

The Deleted One uses MeWe. They have a habit of deleting comments in a chat pretty much immediately after they've posted it, rightfully, earning the name, The Deleted One
Oh The Deleted One has deleted themselves again
by The Deleted One May 20, 2021
mugGet the The Deleted One mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email