well fuck me running

showing emotion

going down the steps and falling on your ass!!

by Brittany November 28, 2003

Can you hear me now?

The next time that Verizon Wireless guy says this overrought old cliche that has worn out its welcome and was already stale before this shitty decade even began, I'm gonna throw an Ottoman stool at the damn TV and watch an electronic flash as the screen is shattered from the impact.

1. I turn on the TV. It's commercial time beings that a show has just ended. The Verizon guy whips out his cell phone. YES he says it AGAIN: "Can you hear me now?"
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!" #SMASH!#

2. Not only can I hear you now but you're annoying the hell outta me! You'd better shut it up now!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 4, 2009

you got me fucked up

when you walk into work and everything’s in shambles because it’s busy.

oh hell no “you got me fucked up” i’m going the fuck home.

by hairypotato78 August 17, 2019

Why does nobody love me

No Love

Josh: Why does nobody love me
Google: Wait, what am I supposed to say

by JustYoDude May 26, 2018

Haga me arriba mi culo

Spanish sentence meaning do me up my butt.

Haga me arriba mi culo puto!!

by FahHot August 5, 2008

Let me catch my son

When you catch your son doing something effeminate, cringeworthy or something else that you or most others would find acceptable. Such things include simping, wearing Call of Duty socks or wearing a dress.

Let me catch MY son paying for only fans

by Andrew Lennon Shepard May 12, 2021

Don't Give Me No Chive Burger

A special Bob's Burgers burger... that's served with no chives!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Don't Give Me No Chive Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018