Dan the dog

There's Dan the man, and then there's Dan the dog.
Unlike Dan the man, Dan the dog is an animal; a filthy and barefooted beast.

Has fleas

Person 1: Dan's the man!

Person 2: no way! That's Dan the dog! He's an animal!

by RD_ May 18, 2022

life in the old dog

I am old but full of life, or I try to be

You are too old. Yes I know but there is still life in the old dog yet

by Felanko July 9, 2018

Corn dogging

A sex act in which one finger is shoved into the hole of a penis, resembling the stick coming out from a corn dog

I peed my pants today. Probably because Sheila corn dogged me last night. I like a good corn dogging.

by Dookie Boy Deluxe April 20, 2023

Brandon’s Dog

When you think you’re boyfriends dog is actually your dog.

Every post she makes is with Brandon’s dog.

by Brandon’sMyDad November 23, 2021

DOG

GOD. Just God

Also read previous definitions of dog

by Egg with a Doctorate January 15, 2023

"Smokey" the dog

consisting of big ass titties and huge dick of the greatest variety everyone loves it and he humps shit then pees every where and turns White bears yellow.

Person 1: dude wheres "Smokey" the dog
Person 2:O he's outside pissing and cumming on everything

by Jesus4Brains October 30, 2007

dog shit

man of awe

that guy is so dog shit

by wavywtff November 6, 2020