you love kid's
come to Daddy give me a kiss
aaahh i love kid's
put my ding dong in your ass
no pls Daddy stop it's too big
your a bad kid now i will do it dry
aaahh i love kid's
put my ding dong in your ass
no pls Daddy stop it's too big
your a bad kid now i will do it dry
by kid_lover_69 April 24, 2023
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by Paulie Walnutz 88 December 19, 2017
Get the hot tub of love mug.Being in love with you is crazy, it’s the main and sometimes the only reason to get out of bed. It feels like hot chocolate or coffee moving down the back of your throat and into your belly; warming you. Your my warms, my sun my everything. I love you looks like avoiding finding out what time it is because then the time goes slower and I know how far away you are and it hurts a little more. It’s knowing that when you have the strength to say it no matter how scary it’s easy because you mean it. I know what it’s truly like because I love you to no end Beau.
by 💙Kenny💙 June 14, 2018
Get the I love you mug.A phrase that I used to believe was "cringe" - not really cringe but that's the only word that comes close to how I'd describe it. A friend of mine also found the word "cringe" too, but also agreed that the word cringe didn't do it justice either. Perhaps the notion of love was what made it cringe. My friend never told anyone they loved them, but rather showed it by action. I didn't willingly ever tell anyone I loved them, but only did so because they said it first and I would've gotten yelled at if I didn't say it back.
Then one day my friend and I realised we had a crush on each other (ironically), and that was the day we both said we loved each other and finally understood that it wasn't cringe at all, but perhaps the best thing in the world to hear from someone if it's the right "someone". From that day on there hasn't been a day we haven't told each other we love them.
Then one day my friend and I realised we had a crush on each other (ironically), and that was the day we both said we loved each other and finally understood that it wasn't cringe at all, but perhaps the best thing in the world to hear from someone if it's the right "someone". From that day on there hasn't been a day we haven't told each other we love them.
"I love you" isn't cringe, it's the best and hardest phrase to say in the English language, but it means the universe and beyond if you hear it from just the right someone.
by Magic kitty April 29, 2022
Get the I love you mug.Love is Like Oxygen,
You get too much, you get too high,
Not enough and you're gonna die.
Love gets you high.
Love is Like Oxygen,
You get too much, you get too high,
Not enough and you're gonna die.
Love gets you high.
Time on my side.
I got it all.
I heard that pride
Always comes before a fall.
There's a rumor goin' around the town.
That you don't want me around.
I can't shake off my city blues.
Everywhere I turn, I lose.
Love is Like Oxygen,
You get too much, you get too high,
Not enough and you're gonna die.
Love gets you high.
Love is Like Oxygen,
You get too much, you get too high,
Not enough and you're gonna die.
Love gets you high.
Time is no healer.
If you're not there.
Holy fever.
Set words in the air.
You get too much, you get too high,
Not enough and you're gonna die.
Love gets you high.
Love is Like Oxygen,
You get too much, you get too high,
Not enough and you're gonna die.
Love gets you high.
Time on my side.
I got it all.
I heard that pride
Always comes before a fall.
There's a rumor goin' around the town.
That you don't want me around.
I can't shake off my city blues.
Everywhere I turn, I lose.
Love is Like Oxygen,
You get too much, you get too high,
Not enough and you're gonna die.
Love gets you high.
Love is Like Oxygen,
You get too much, you get too high,
Not enough and you're gonna die.
Love gets you high.
Time is no healer.
If you're not there.
Holy fever.
Set words in the air.
Some things are better left unsaid.
I'm gonna spend my days in bed.
I walk the streets at night,
To be hidden by the city light. City light.
Love is Like Oxygen,
You get too much, you get too high,
Not enough and you're gonna die.
Love gets you high.
Love is Like Oxygen,
You get too much, you get too high,
Not enough and you're gonna die.
Love gets you high.
I'm gonna spend my days in bed.
I walk the streets at night,
To be hidden by the city light. City light.
Love is Like Oxygen,
You get too much, you get too high,
Not enough and you're gonna die.
Love gets you high.
Love is Like Oxygen,
You get too much, you get too high,
Not enough and you're gonna die.
Love gets you high.
by Death Menace October 6, 2022
Get the Love Is Like Oxygen mug.Jordan is a really dumb cheese head. He likes the packers and the cyclones while I like the bears and the Hawkeyes. I’m not an uncultured swine like he is. I still love him though, he’s kind and sweet , plus that dick ain’t little😎. I would like to get old with this one and wife him up because he’s uncultivated and can’t do it. Hopefully he will ask me to homecoming before anyone else does lol🤡 ily boo thang
by troublebbyy September 21, 2019
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by Bipola July 27, 2010
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