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Welcome to the school of cliques. You have the gays, the bland rich white kids, the ghetto kids, and a few groups with all of these. The one thing everyone has in common is that everyone knows at least one drug dealer. The teachers either don't care or care way too much. One of them is even a communist! Also unless you're in one of the mixed groups there's a decent chance everyone hates each other.
Person 1: hey, who's your dealer?
Person 2: this rich kid who goes to westerville central high school
by YourFellowBi October 29, 2017
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Calvary Chapel High School

The only high school that will let you wear any kind of swimsuit at the annual luau but doesn’t let you wear shorts that go above the knee. The current principal and superintendent acts like an angel in front of parents but is a completely different person around students. Any abnormally colored hair will get you expelled but doing drugs will only get you suspended. The Bible, science, and math teachers will always be your favorite because they are the coolest. Staff will always get on your nerves. The AP Euro, World, and Art History teacher assigns an absurd amount of homework that will make you and to kys. Don’t take any of her classes. You should probably just go to another school.
student: “yo Calvary Chapel High School is kinda toxic my guy.”
other student: “yeah i know broski. we should totally go to like Mater Dei or something like that.”
by juuls_r_not_cuul June 20, 2019
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Lake Catholic High School

Established in 1970 and owned and operated by the Diocese of Cleveland, Lake Catholic High School commits itself to the faith and education of each student. Through a challenging curriculum, extensive extra-curriculars, successful athletics and a vibrant service program, Lake Catholic works to fulfill its mission to learn, to work together, and to serve. But past all that the school is filled with cliques drama and non-stop gossip. The most important sport is football so if you are they star on the team you are known as the alpha male of the school! For the males of the school the sports that get you most known are football, basketball, and baseball. For the girls its volleyball, cheerleading, and basketball. Besides all that the school still has it class sluts, drug deals, cop showing up parties, and full of drama. In the school every girl has there whoreish moment where they will hook-up with a guy or a girl and the next Monday everyone knows about it. In Lake everyone knows your secrets and your life. This school has some of the worst slut you can find in Ohio!
Lake Catholic High School has so many sluts in it!
by meidhex22 July 24, 2010
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Trabuco Hills High School

A high school located in Mission Viejo, CA,

1. It consist of 3,500 students mostly White and Mexican, a few Asians, and barely any black people, which would explain why the whole fucking school is racist. Throughout the campus you'll find swastias and hate written on the walls, textbooks, etc...

2. As it said in the definition above it consists of numerous cults, the most known cult is known as the THHS ASB. The ASB is known to play very annoying music at snack and sometimes lunch, and also they are known for sacrificing freshman at snack time. It also has one of the worst high school football teams in South Orange County.

3. For most of the students it's hell for them, especially the freshman and sophomores who go through PE, a.k.a boot camp. The PE teachers will push their students till they die of being over worked. If you are a senior you have it easy, all the teachers (including PE teachers) love you. But besides that the school it's fucking hell! Even some teachers question their jobs teaching here. In reality it's a modern day concentration camp in the United States, which would explain why the school has been threatened twice of being shot up and blown up, and the reason why most of the students do drugs to escape their problems.
Middle school kid #1: hey dude! Which high school are u going to?

Middle school kid #2: Trabuco Hills High School :/

Middle school kid #1: oh dude!!! I feel so sorry for u!

Middle school kid #2: yeah, I know... I hope u have a good time at Mission Viejo High School.
by TheTruth97 June 8, 2013
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Smithtown High School East

The worse of the two high schools, most people who attend this school are rich and spoiled and self conscious about themselves. They are usually short and have an odd odor of cheese stuck to them and always look like they are about to cry. They often steal there parents money to get high and try to start shit with the people from smithtown high school west while the people from west try hard to put up with it. They mostly always back down from fights with kids from West.
SMHEkid : EAST IS BEAST, EAST IS BEAST I LOVE SMITHTOWN HIGH SCHOOL EAST, EAST IS BEAST!!
SMHW kid :Uhh... Chill
SMHE kid: *Smacks SMHW kid*
SMHW kid: Fucking fight me you cheesy spoiled gremlin brat.
SMHE kid: *runs away* Ahhh im a little pussy
SMHW kid: I fucking hate East
by Count Quiverous April 10, 2015
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lower merion high school

While I would hesitate to call Lower Merion a vanguard of cultural and economic diversity, it is an excellent high school for those not lucky enough to attend one the fine private institutions forming the lovely young adults such as my fellow linguist above. Large, wealthy, and full of activity, LM is a public high school somewhere between Newport and Chino, but 100% Main Line.

P.S. Of course, if you're ever in need of barbituates or stolen Malibu rum, you'll want to try Harriton.
I go to LM, I wear Prada, and I do Players.
by Clara April 9, 2005
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The Dalles Wahtonka High School

A medium sized public school located in the small northern Oregon town of The Dalles (presumably the same 'Dalles' as found in the title of the school itself). Since 2010, it has adopted the 'credit by proficiency' grading system because it's students are too retarded for traditional grading systems. Amazingly, despite the dumbed down grading, only 60% of students receive their diplomas on time. Jocks are generally looked down upon, popularity instead being bestowed upon the stoners/hipsters who rather than doing anything with their lives will most likely spend the rest of their days thinking they are better than everyone else for some reason they can't ever explain. Solipsism runs deep in the hallowed halls of TDWHS. The teachers of TDWHS were once great, but have since been given up on the depressing stoner/hipster crowd they have been given the herculean task of teaching. Many spend their days eyes glazed over as some up-and-coming (read: shit terrible) music reverberates through the rotting interior of the forsaken school. Others have ironically conformed to the hipsters. The students of TDWHS are a prime example of anti-intellectualism, devolution, political ignorance, and basically everything that is wrong with human beings.
Haha I'm actually happy to be a graduate of The Dalles Wahtonka High School. I just like making fun of all the people from my school, because most of them genuinely aren't cool.
by VladimirTheHammer December 2, 2013
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