bugger me gently with a dil-do

To be suprised by something or someones actions.

'Well bugger me gently with a dil-do' said Sara after Jim proposed to her on one knee

by Joey February 15, 2005

Thank me later

I think is like thank me later you know thing is is the opposite of thing for me later this thing

Emmy is like thank me later you know thing is is the opposite of thing for me later this thing

by Marilpoo October 20, 2018

your mom makes me juicy

basically one of the low lying peons of crude humor, usually the reciever of this insult is void of a comeback due to the simplicity, or stupidity of the remark.

"Kiwi, man your mom makes me juicy."

by slidespace November 20, 2006

National Dick Me Down Day

A day on April 12th in which celebrates the art of getting dicked down

Josh: What day is it today?
Devin: It's April 12th, national dick me down day
Kinsey: I'm ready

by BigDaddyD69 April 11, 2017

zippity zoppity, give me the boppity

1. Joke slang that is similar to 'Show me the money.'

Time to get paid, son. How are you gonna ask for the raise?

Zippity zoppity, give me the boppity.

by dvill July 17, 2007

Only Kurt Cobain understands me

Stock phrase used by smelly rockers in times of despair, confusion or sexual abuse.

James: Get your hand off my leg, you smelly rocker - If I wanted trash, I'd have sex with roadkill.
Smelly Rocker: Oh God, most embarassing thing since Dad bought me that Avril Lavinge album for my birthday... Only Kurt Cobain understands me.

by jdi May 9, 2004

Stick a fork in me, I'm done.

to be finished with or tired of, your current activity or situation.

It was 1980 or 81, when I was working for a bank on Long Island, that I said this to my co-worker Bill. The office dress code back then was suit and tie. For fun, I used a plastic fork to secure my tie to my shirt. The real meaning behind this was to indicate that I was tired of the long hours on my current job, and had decided it was time to get a different one, thus Stick a fork in me, I'm done.

by DanHal July 30, 2007