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Bring Your Own Balls

A phrase functioning as a bit of a warning that’s often used when you invite savvy investors into a high risk business venture that requires not only serious wealth but significant courage and stamina.
Only the uber-rich were even invited and the invitation itself included the acronym BYOB which in this case meant ‘Bring Your Own Balls’ since only the most intrepid risk takers would even consider diving into this shark-filled environment.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 20, 2023
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National Balls In Ass Day

A holiday that servers as a reminder to the NSFW video of a man farting out his own testicles, typically celebrated on November 23rd.
Man, did you know that National Balls in Ass Day is celebrated on the same day as Toms birthday?
by RcM7034 February 1, 2022
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Dragon Ball Z Kai

The awkward sounding title of the remastered Dragon Ball Z series. They actually managed to keep their promise and cut the 291 episodes to 100 episodes to make it truer to the manga and (but mostly to) make a profit . People annoyed by drawn out battle sequences like spirit bomb charging see this as a gift from heaven. Due to changes in Japanese TV laws (I think) there is less blood and super violent scenes, but this also means the American version has less edits as well. New scenes and animation have been spliced into the original to make up for filler among other reasons. Some filler still exists in the new series b/c they couldn't condense the manga into a perfect 100 episodes.
Fan 1: OMG! Piccolo's blood is purple this time!
Fan 2: What blood! Raditz had a hole in his stomach and I saw no blood! Why does Piccolo have blood?!?

Fan 3: No filler! Dragon Ball Z Kai is so awesome!
Fan 4: Yeah there is!!! Right there! (Points to screen making permanent smudge on new tv) See it?
Guy: STFU!

Random Fan: Awesome fight! Perfect length! YES! (Jumps up and down and charges a kamehameha)
by shouldbesleepingguy October 23, 2010
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National kick balls day

Boys it’s time, for one day there will be a purge of girls going round too boys and kicking nuts this way you cannot nut in no-nut-November
Jeff: we got school today

Harry: shit it’s national kick balls day
by Stacey the ball kicker October 3, 2020
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Video Game Blue Balls

When you are in the middle of playing an intense video game, and something forces you to quit. For example your mom, girlfriend, bad connection, or asshole friend. You feel like shit because you didn't get to finish the job.
Dude I was just about to get my nuke in modern warfare 2 but my mom turned off my xbox. Total video game blue balls.

I was one kill away from getting a killionaire in halo and my connection timed out. Left me with a case of video game blue balls.
by Papa Fong and Leroy January 7, 2011
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Stop Whippin' My Balls

When your girlfriend brings out a whip during sex and starts to whip your balls too hard and you say the safety words "Stop Whippin' My Balls."
by Vantality Akenfa April 7, 2010
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Star Spangled Ball Slap

When you punch your unsuspecting friend in the balls during the national anthem of a sporting event.
by Mallrats09 December 21, 2008
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