suck me where i pee

to suck a penis; give head; suck dick

Suck me where I pee or I will slap you in the face with my cock bitch.

by Corchardan June 29, 2008

(Insert name) Jerk Me Off!

1. Great way to confuse people when yelled randomly with someones name in front of it
2. A way to get that persons attention, and attempted them to do it

Example 1: (Insert name) Jerk Me Off!
Tia - How are you doing today?
Dan - Pretty good, you?
Tia - not bad
Steve - Tia, Jerk Me Off!

Example 2: (Insert name) Jerk Me Off!
Eli - Hey you
Sarah - me?
Eli - Yeah
Sarah - What do you want?
Eli - Sarah, Jerk Me Off!

by Cadillac C--Y March 14, 2011

Help urban Dictionary kidnapped me

Please help this isn’t a joke they kidnapped me

Hey guys I need help urban dictionary kidnapped me

by Rio Ranger October 19, 2020

National Give Me Head Day

A day in which you give others head. it is celebrated on August 22.

Happy national give me head day. you know what this means ;)

by That’s Lesbian October 19, 2020

Sign me up for that Booty Duty

A term meaning that you wanna have sex with a girl with a big ass.

Girl walks by with a big ass.One Nigga turns to another and says "Sign me up for that Booty Duty"! Usually followed by a shimmy to show how impressive that ass was.

by CAHend March 24, 2009

don't try me like dat

don't play someone as a joke.

shika ask the boy is he gay and he said dont try me like dat

by shaun April 26, 2004

fuck me sideways with a sandpaper condom

An insult that can be used as an alternative to "fuck me" or "fuck me sideways" and can avoid actions that look like fucking someone sideways. Also an insult that can be used against others because they are simply an ass or they are stupid, and as such, deserve really painful sex.

-Why the hell did you yell your ex's name when you had sex with your girl?
-Fuck me sideways with a sandpaper condom.

-Dude, where the hell are you?
-I'm stuck behind this old fart.
-Go fuck him sideways with a sandpaper condom, it's your damn fault you woke up late.

by gofuckaduck90 June 15, 2011