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Get the I want your kids in me mug.Equal to men’s steak and blowjob day, national champagne and eat me out day falls on June 14. No need for flowers, chocolates or hallmark cards, buy your girl a nice sparkling bottle of champagne and you know what to do next!
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Get the champagne and eat me out day mug.A phrase typically sported by swag fags, gangbangers, wannabe gangbangers, wiggers, drug addicts and the like in order to justify or enable their shitty habits or behaviors. This phrase is often uttered most by those who would be the last person you would think of when thinking of a disciple of God. The moral equivalent of starting a fight then saying, "You wouldn't hit someone with glasses, would you?"
"Hey, John. You should really stop sleeping with 15 year olds and using your Moms money on tattoos of your birth year."
"Stfu, nigga. Only God can judge me."
"Stfu, nigga. Only God can judge me."
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Get the hoping this cold blue water scrubs me clean and spits me out again mug."Don't tell me what to do!" Cries out the stereotypical teenager at his parents.
"You dumb fuck!" says his father "You just told ME what to do, You fucking hypocrite!"
Runs after him with a blade and cuts him up to little pieces.
Arrr! Murder, yeah!
"You dumb fuck!" says his father "You just told ME what to do, You fucking hypocrite!"
Runs after him with a blade and cuts him up to little pieces.
Arrr! Murder, yeah!
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