war knees

War Knees occurs when a female has been on her knees too much and she has bruises.

"HEY MAN, THAT GIRL HAS SOME SERIOUS WAR KNEES.."

by WarKnees April 23, 2017

Nuclear War

Something that's always just around the corner, depending on who you're listening to.

Person 2: "Looks like Person 1 was given the day off."
Person 3: "Christ.. if PRESIDENT HERE keeps this up, we'll be on the verge of Nuclear War any day now!"

by LordHookie April 13, 2022

Halo Wars

A RTS game by Ensemble Studios for the xBox 360. I7 takes place in 2525 (2 + 5 = 7) wi7h 7he glassing of Harvest, the first planet to be glassed in the Halo timeline.

I love playing Halo Wars.

by yeltsA kciR May 25, 2021

stamp war

War tactic that takes place at work, office usually, when a colleague comes up to another and stamps him/her with office stamp, such as DRAFT, VOID, COPY, etc., on a random body part (wrist, leg, face?) and casually walks away

stamp war: -COPY- you got stamped!

by office stamping December 26, 2011

Dildo wars

Kinda like star wars but with dildos

I saw two lesbians play dildo wars

by Doctorficktor June 13, 2014

Google war

When one or more people search google for articles to prove their point.

John says that women like smaller dicks so James uses google to find a article saying how women only like larger penises. John replies “I am not going to google war you” and leaves.

by Mister Swinger February 26, 2020

The Simpan War

Most people call it theTrojan War but the war was started by two Mega Simp that wanted a girl. So it’s classified as a simp war and not a normal one.

Guy 1:yo you heard of that war in history class

Educated Guy 1: yeah it was called The Simpan War

by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020