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by andrea yeaaaa October 23, 2020

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Farmer’s Wife

A woman married to a farmer.

Usually a family member before marriage such as; cousin, second cousin, or even a sister.

Someone with an IQ of less than 60.

A Farmer’s Wife should stay barefoot and pregnant.

by Isn’t life fun August 13, 2020

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Bonus wife

A married woman who conducts herself as a wife another married man that’s not her husband.

Shes only allowed to date married men because shes a better bonus wife then a girlfriend

by Kinkster.org September 25, 2015

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Wife Tax

Its a funny way to say that your wife gets a cut of any unexpected financial gain. Like if you hit a lottery or win a big bet the wife gets her share.

Yeah bro I was in Vegas and won $500 playing craps but after the Wife Tax of 40% I only got to keep $300.

by Ral_phie September 15, 2021

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Wife Check

While in the act of sexual copulation from behind your partner, during climax you hockey check her as hard as you can into the headboard or wall.

"Last night when making love with my wife, she asked me to be more aggressive, so I gave her a wife check, then I made a PB&J to eat on the toilet before bed."

by DrakeFan313 July 30, 2014

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Wife eyes

When a girlfriend has the qualities of a good wife and is capable of wooing a man into commitment.

Dude #1: Hey lets go out drinking.
Dude #2: Naw, I'm going out with my girl to go look at puppies. We might get one.
Dude #1: Bro you gotta be careful, she has those wife eyes. Your bachelor days are numbered.

by SquinterG November 15, 2016

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