Roman Straw

when you suck up someone’s cum and spit it into their butthole.

I love giving my boyfriend roman straws!

by veganfarts77 December 6, 2022

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Roman Tyler

The act of a man using their erect penis to physically manipulate another physical object. For example, a man using their penis to push a hole through a sheet of drywall.

Bro, I pulled a Roman Tyler yesterday and poked a massive hole through my fence so my neighbor could feast their eyes on my gigantic bone hammer while grilling.

by Shmurdoo January 16, 2019

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Roman

Roman is that one guy, that ONE guy everybody knows. A "Roman" builds many things, things most sane people would think is absolutely fucking crazy. (i.e. a motorized bike trailer.)

Person 1: Dude, did you see that wooden go-kart?
Person 2: Yeah, the guy who built it is a total Roman.

by bitch_ass_bitch May 31, 2023

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Roman

This christian with red hair

Roman hates the things the devil does

by useyourrealnameyoushould November 7, 2022

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Romanating

To ponder perturbingly about the former Roman Empire.

Person A: "Honey, try some of this. It's really good".

Person B: "Really? It looks weird".

Person A: "When in Rome...."

Person B: "When in Rome we can eat until we're throwing up and then start a new meal".

Person A: 😒 "Stop Romanating and try the fucking thing".

by William_Shakingspear October 11, 2023

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