A short, chipped/missing tooth bastard who stumbles upon society whistling dixie.
May also go by: Chip, Chippy
May also go by: Chip, Chippy
by Monkey Brainz October 30, 2017
Get the snaggletooth bastardmug. A potato loving eldritch deity, that prefers these starchy snacks above all else. They are also a TikTok personality of the same name.
by Dumbbimbo January 3, 2021
Get the Devious Bastardmug. Dan from my gaming group, who is possibly an alien and definitely kind of a racist but who can beatbox adequately.
by The best character April 19, 2014
Get the kooky bastardmug. Extremely Fat and annoying.
by jelly beeaan February 5, 2023
Get the stack bastardmug. A word used in northern Ireland to describe someone who is good craic or mental or not wise in the head
by Gigachad56 December 24, 2022
Get the Mad bastardmug. When you always find a way to get horny or always ruin the mood with a horny/dirty joke. Everything you see or hear even if its something nasty trust, you'll eventually make yourself horny asf just by hearing or seeing smth.
People talking in the inside of a room
Person: Eavesdropping
People: Like yeah, there was this cockroach in my fucking kitchen, That shit was huge man
Person: *Gets a boner and starts jacking off*
*door opens* Boy: What the fuc-
Many weeks later the boy was known as a Horny Bastard for jacking off to a not so normal conversation
Person: Eavesdropping
People: Like yeah, there was this cockroach in my fucking kitchen, That shit was huge man
Person: *Gets a boner and starts jacking off*
*door opens* Boy: What the fuc-
Many weeks later the boy was known as a Horny Bastard for jacking off to a not so normal conversation
by Ƨhinobi February 20, 2023
Get the Horny Bastardmug. Weasel-Bastard
N. An infant weasel or similar rodent that has been abandoned by it's parental figures, or potentially has a sound cloud rapper father that has neglected his fatherly responsibilities
Adj. A poorly formed insult created in the spur of the moment during a meltdown, intended to deliver a crucial blow to the victim; however, they are often left confused and unintended
Synonyms: Parakeet-Bitch, Douche Canoe, Ass Cat
N. An infant weasel or similar rodent that has been abandoned by it's parental figures, or potentially has a sound cloud rapper father that has neglected his fatherly responsibilities
Adj. A poorly formed insult created in the spur of the moment during a meltdown, intended to deliver a crucial blow to the victim; however, they are often left confused and unintended
Synonyms: Parakeet-Bitch, Douche Canoe, Ass Cat
N. "Look at that poor weasel-bastard out in the cold night alone"
Adj. "You're a weasel-bastard for interfering with our marriage"
Adj. "You're a weasel-bastard for interfering with our marriage"
by Spumonte December 19, 2017
Get the weasel-bastardmug.