Noodle Condom

The little spice packet that comes with Ramen noodles.

Dude, did you just empty the whole content of my Noodle Condom into your own Ramen?

by COWBOYxx77 June 30, 2021

rusty noodle

infected penis

You're not coming anywhere near me with that rusty noodle.

by zAlanM August 20, 2013

Gummy Noodle

A Limp Penis

My girlfriend wanted to bang but I drank too much and had the gummy noodle.

by Little Mrs Bish March 22, 2022

Bagged noodle

A soft penis with a condom on.

My woman did not appreciate my bagged noodle, my thrusts were ineffective.

by 2lisimst January 22, 2020

Goo Noodle

Noun; limp dick full of slick

Wow what an impressive goo noodle
Lob your goo noodle in me
Inflate your goo noodle to satisfy my... appetite

by HansGrubah January 15, 2021

Wack a noodle

When a male pulls of his pants and smacks his ding dong (dick) in hopes to impress the girl or guy of his dreams.

Omg! Did Jequeese just wack a noodle!

by Jequeese July 14, 2019

nub noodle

A word used over the interwebz, describing asians as noobs.

omg dude, jesung-woi tung just re-rolled a wizard, lawl, wut a nub noodle!

by [rhys] January 9, 2008