mushroom bunker

cutting off you or your male companions bellend above the shaft of the penis and hollowing out the area beneath to create a small pocket of storage. Further furniture or decorations can be added both inside and outside of the bunker, and magnets or a nail hinger system can be added to create better security. You can store whatever you like in the mushroom bunker. Having a mushroom bunker is a sign of high respect, due to the fact that you need a big penis to have a good mushroom bunker.

"Hey james, I want a mint"
"Sure thing friend let me grab a wondrous eclipse mint from the north-east sector of my Mushroom Bunker"

"I have a small quantity of polish miniature men living in my Mushroom Bunker

by james michael jerkoff August 6, 2020

Mushroom Hubs

Named "mushroom hubs" for the way they mysteriously seem to sprout under desks near people's feet. No one can explain how or why it got there, but serious things start breaking if you touch it.

Herbert always has the gadgets, he's even set up his own mushroom hubs

by holloway November 16, 2007

The Wrong Mushroom

1. (Marijuana, Idiom - linguistically derived from the classical Japanese combined with pre-millennium American High School) : 1. - The wrong mushroom, not a strain unto itself, refers to any marijuana or pot strain which is noted for its high CBG and similar cannabis contents. The resulting effects were exhibited by Cheech and Chong, That 70s show, and which was alluded to of Francis in Season one of Malcolm in the Middle (2000).

1. {In the voice of Ray Romano Please kevin, tell me you didn't smoke or eat the wrong mushroom, or we might end up 'shrooming the shroom.

by Buttfuckme January 8, 2023

little miss mushroom stamp

A person who has been given or is assumed to have been given a multitude of mushroom stamps. Could be used as an insult or a term of endearment.

So you think you're better than me little miss mushroom stamp.
Hey little miss mushroom stamp you missed drinks last night

by sdmama April 9, 2017

oklahoma stuffed mushroom

When someone stuffs a juul in their penis and someone else rips it

When someone asks if they can rip your juul so you stuff it in your peen hole and tell them to rip it out of that, this called an Oklahoma Stuffed Mushroom

by Ilikeitfast69 November 25, 2020

Mushrooming

Is the act of gathering fungi.

We’ll be mushrooming during the full moon.

by Mushroom31 May 11, 2022

frosty mushroom

A canadian sex move. Prior to sex, you go outside, and stick the head of your penis in the snow bank until the head is nice and cold, and then proceed to fuck your partner.

Kyle : Yeah man, last night during the snow storm I gave her a frosty mushroom

by fenrirwolfe March 12, 2019