ben's mom

A salad-tossing cum dumpster

Damn, when I did Ben's Mom, it was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

by Bob Dole March 18, 2004

Mom's Dick

Another term for "Are you kidding me," "Get real," or "Give me a fucking break". Used when something so ridiculous is said that it is compared to someone's mom having a dick.

"Hey, I banged Jennifer last night!"

"Yeah, mom's dick!"

by SnakAttack January 5, 2010

Myspace Mom

Adjective: A mom usually over the age of 40 who has a myspace account and befriends her teenagers friends online by friend requesting them. She does this because:
a. She wants to spy on her daughter's myspace ho background.
b. She wants to relive the social life she never had.

Her background usually consists of the blingy hearts from pimpmyprofile.com

LaShaniquon-Hey did Lamarian's mom friend requested you?
Alejandro-WTF yea. What a myspace mom. Hopefully she doesnt find out about Lamarians nude pics.

by heygirlhey2121 January 9, 2008

autism mom

A mother of an autistic child. Often considers herself a superhero for raising an autistic child, victimizes herself, and expresses negativity or grief about her child's condition. Likely supports Autism Speaks and the puzzle piece (both offensive to autistic people).

Autism moms always know what's best for their children.

by adamdarby April 12, 2023

soccer mom

A woman who embraces fear over freedom.

Rated "T" for Teen? No way am I buying that, you could be scarred by it...

by Cataphract_40 December 3, 2004

mom crush

wishing an older woman was your own mother.

Mrs. Peterson is so sweet and she always sends care packages to Henry. I think I have a mom crush on her.

by rm26 March 3, 2009

Josh's mom

The pinnacle of the word Milf.

Your mom is teh hottest evar!

by Zeus April 11, 2005