cackoffice jockey

1., someone whom prefers to hear themselves talk over listening
2., a back stabber that talks shit about fellow employees
3., lacking spine and/or balls to confront situations like an adult

4., prefers utilizing back stabbing skills to avoid work
5., a nosey coworker that rubber necks

Dude, friggen Todd ran into the wall because we was trying so hard to look in my office when he walked by!

-Yah, yesterday he was talking for ours about you behind your back to everyone
That's strange because he only ever wants to tell me about his weekend - doesn't want to hear about mine
-He is such a cackoffice jockey

by revere jr. December 4, 2020

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Jaw jockey

Some one how specializes in the act of vigorous oral sex. You could consider them a Master Palidin Mouthfucke.

Have you met Jessica? Shes are real Jaw Jockey, revs ya like a two-stroke.

by Brimbus May 9, 2021

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Chicken jockey

The worst nightmare for every cinema employee. Like, why do you have a chicken?!? How did you bring that in here?!?

Joe: „How was the movie?“
Steve: „It was great, we all stood up and screamed Chicken Jockey!“

by Melonguy1337 April 23, 2025

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Chicken Jockey

a mob from minecraft combining a Baby Zombie and a Chicken can be spawned by spawning multiple chickens and is a rare mob in general

This term is also a popular meme quote in “A Minecraft Movie”

Garbage Man Garret: What is that?
Steve: cHiCkEn JoCkEy

by AyoMariBluhd April 22, 2025

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