Hug-jerk noun: 1. a form of over the pants handjob unseeable to anyone not involved in the hug! Perfect for family reunions, and baptisms.
2. Also a jerk who gives you a hug but it goes unreciprocated because he or she is punk bitch. Not to be confused with hung-jerk... like Cody Bustaloady
2. Also a jerk who gives you a hug but it goes unreciprocated because he or she is punk bitch. Not to be confused with hung-jerk... like Cody Bustaloady
Dude 1:Woah. Bro. Did you see what she just did during that hug?
Dude 2: No?? Did she git at your nips??
Dude 1: Nah man she hug-jerked the shit outta my bologna roll! Love me a good Hug Jerk
Both dudes in sequence : high five! Noice!
Dude 2: No?? Did she git at your nips??
Dude 1: Nah man she hug-jerked the shit outta my bologna roll! Love me a good Hug Jerk
Both dudes in sequence : high five! Noice!
by Cody Bustaloady August 31, 2018
Get the Hug Jerkmug. To hug a person with the the arms extended and the elbows close to the body because you dont want the other person to smell your bad under arm odor.
by Read Them All August 5, 2018
Get the Hippie hugmug. One of the best hugs you could ever get from anyone. No one knows quite how it's done. Because if you know you are sworn to never reveal how.
They make you melt into the other persons arms immediately.
They are known to alleviate stress .
Could cause you to be unfocused depending on the situation . In some cases could help you regain focus.
You do not need a prescription
No chance of overdose
They make you melt into the other persons arms immediately.
They are known to alleviate stress .
Could cause you to be unfocused depending on the situation . In some cases could help you regain focus.
You do not need a prescription
No chance of overdose
Person 1- "How you feeling today?"
Person 2- "Eh not so good, I've been having a bad day"
Person 1- "Do you need a hug?.. a Harold Hug?"
Person 2- "You know how to give those? Thats just what I need to make my day brighter"
Person 1- "You got it! One Harold Hug coming up!!"
Person 2- "Eh not so good, I've been having a bad day"
Person 1- "Do you need a hug?.. a Harold Hug?"
Person 2- "You know how to give those? Thats just what I need to make my day brighter"
Person 1- "You got it! One Harold Hug coming up!!"
by LElizabeth May 18, 2015
Get the Harold Hugmug. A tsunami hug involves approaching a person with arms vertical in the air and embracing them in an enveloping, wave-like manner.
"I totally just tsunami hugged you Mark!"
"But Bethany, you're so short every hug for you is a high-reaching tsunami hug"
"But Bethany, you're so short every hug for you is a high-reaching tsunami hug"
by tsunamihugger May 7, 2010
Get the Tsunami Hugmug. also "hugsized" and "hug sized"
when someone or something is the perfect size to be hugged. To be just the right size.
Not too large, not too small, not too thin, not too wide, hug size!
when someone or something is the perfect size to be hugged. To be just the right size.
Not too large, not too small, not too thin, not too wide, hug size!
by Thinking-Out-Loud August 16, 2020
Get the Hug-Sizedmug. Person 1: Last night I gave Jane a horny hug.
Person 2: Well did you have sex?
Person 1: Yeah it was awesome!
Person 2: Well did you have sex?
Person 1: Yeah it was awesome!
by Totally not a lizard person January 25, 2023
Get the Horny hugmug. by Merry Poppins July 2, 2019
Get the Eskimo hugmug.