December 7th

The day you give somebody head, and please them

Hey Austin it’s December 7th! Do you want head?!

by ScopeMoney December 6, 2019

18 December

The strongest people and most intelligent and have big dicks

A:U born on 18 December

B: big dick

by 2gsgvv March 16, 2021

7th December

National dumb bitch day

Man: hey it’s 7th December
Girl: it’s my birthday
Man: you know what that means...

by Milliebtheg December 7, 2019

December 26

If you were born on this day then you are the best and nicest person ever. Also every boy wants you because you’re so hot! 🥵

If you were born on December 26 then you are elite

by Lshkasj April 23, 2021

December 2nd

National Skip School Day

Everyone skips school on December 2nd.

Teacher: Why is most of my class gone?

Student: It's December 2nd. National skip school day!

by imprettygay November 11, 2019

December 23

National shit your pants day, take laxatives and shit yourself

Ah shitt I'ma paint my house brown its December 23

by ShitMaster420 December 23, 2019

december 3

drop and dead at 12:00 pm right where you are, in public, class, work, anywhere. and u cant get up till 12:01.

hey you let's drop dead at 12:00 pm on december 3

by zayoody December 2, 2019