whale syndrome

A popular expression used by French Canadians, which depicts the urge to film and/or take as much pictures as possible of an event which seems amazing when seen in real-time, but appears devoid of interest when looking back at the footage and/or photos.

The expression's name relates to whale tours, a popular tourist attraction in Québec's Côte-Nord, during which this phenomenon is very frequent among newcomers.

Quebecer 1: Can you believe this? Aunt Jeanne managed to fill 3 memory cards with her photos from the whale tour...
Quebecer 2: Whale syndrome. Don't worry about it, that's a family trait. It's just like my grandfather who films fireworks shows.

by AgentRev September 27, 2011

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Meat Whale

An obscenely large god awful fat ham-beast of a woman with an ass that is so incomprehensible that it makes your nutts hurt.

“Hey bro, you see that Meat Whale over there?Good god she’s making my nutts hurt over here.”

by Banana & Split April 30, 2022

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whale steak

as a group, dogpiling on the player in a game who is currently most successful

"Mike has one more victory point to win. Whale steak his ass."

by jevereds December 8, 2022

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ultra-whale

someone so fat (usually a female) that no human being would find her/it remotely attractive.

pete: that blind date I had last night was pretty fat
arthur: how fat?
pete: ultra-whale

by nubesLas January 16, 2009

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the whale the game

The whale the game is kinda important to me know if you are staying at the end of the wild the game is here to help you with the dark souls of my friends and family members and the two stair icons which is a map with the nutshack theme song lyrics and I think it's just too much of a million dollars.

by Gjsjxjtjsj September 29, 2017

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