vagina

icky flabs of sliced turkey

Guy: Hey, did you see her vagina?

Other Guy: Yeah it looked like it had a cooties/ slash a wrinkled man's face.

by poopershnackle May 23, 2013

sand in the vagina

This phase can be applied to men as well. i.e. A man who complains constantly or who has a pissy expression in his face.

Example: That guy is bitching about everything, he must have sand in the vagina.

by BAMFclops November 28, 2009

vagina cheese

clumpyness of secretions from the pussy when not kept clean or trimmed.

bitch get yo' vagina cheese out my face

by kn33nah January 29, 2003

duck's vagina

Great or amazing - similar to 'the dog's bollocks' in usage

Man, that weekend was was the duck's vagina.

by Cap'n Stab'n January 23, 2009

Vagina Bubble

When a woman takes a bubble blower, puts it over her vagina, then queefs making vagina bubbles.

Did you see the size of that Vagina Bubble ?

by Dr Vagina November 15, 2010

concert vagina

The concert vagina is a woman who pretends to be one of the guys in order to get attention from a group of single and/or "unavailable" men in situations where the female/girlfriend element is intentionally absent. Akin to a concert pianist, a concert vagina earns this title by consistently positioning herself at center stage in a group of enthralled spectators.

Trademark moves of the concert vagina include inviting herself to poker night and showing up in a miniskirt holding a six pack of your favorite beer. In this manner, the concert vagina is able to advertise herself as the best of both worlds. Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like the concert vagina?

by roxemil February 28, 2008

vagina vault

A woman saving an image to get off to later. The equivalent to a "spank bank," for a man.

I'm going to save the sex scene from "The Notebook," in my vagina vault.

by seeingred July 19, 2014