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Bow on top

i have a bow on top surprise for you.
by Sleezing February 19, 2019
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Top-Step

To continue building a joke up until it breaks down and leaves an awkward silence. So named because it is not unlike reaching the top of a flight of stairs, then putting your foot out for another step and stumbling because there isn't one.
"Dude, she's so easy a caveman could do her."
"She's the town bike!"
"So many people have fucked her, I got HIV!"
"... You just fucking top-stepped it, man..."
by Nichtus May 9, 2013
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Conversation top

The one that does all the talking in a conversation.
That dude wouldn't let me get a word in! He is such a conversation top!
by Yesitreallyis!!!!! July 10, 2016
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top buster

Someone described as the Top Buster is the person who overall busts the most nuts.
Corey is the Top Buster on the lacrosse team.
by ly1212boom June 6, 2023
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Boofin Top

Muffin Top but with boobs
This push up bra is giving me a mean case of boofin top.
by gleek1016 April 9, 2016
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Muppet Top

The crease in your belly that forms the mouth of a muppet.
Hi ho! Kermit the frog here! using your belly fat to create Muppet Top!
by Darger69 April 25, 2017
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Top Gooners

1) The "superior;snooty" Arsenal fans

2)The most unbearable type of Arsenal fans. They suck up to the club and do whatever they can to gain clout via social media platforms. They spread toxic positivity and constantly change their narrative to remain satisfied with the clubs' actions and lack of success
They refuse to hold the club accountable no matter what and basically lose their marbles if anyone dares criticise them. There's a man on sky sports called "Gareth Neville" who received a lot of hate from Arsenal fans because he didn't think they could win the title (which actually happened!)
E.g Arsenal are linked with Kai Havertz

MR DT : "Well if Mikel Arteta wants him, then so do I. He's exactly what we need! Immense playah!"

Lee Gunner: "these Top Gooners are inverted mate"
by g3org3.m June 20, 2023
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