tootsy pants

An individual who demonstrates prestige in the buttocks department. In laymans terms; A cutie with a booty.

"Yo B check out that Lauren H.... she a tootsy pants fo shizo.

by B..e...a...n..... February 27, 2009

Sassage Pants

When you feel a breeze in your shorts and realize your sassage fell between the slit in your boxers.

In class...
Jason: Dude, why are you touchin yourself?
Mark: I've got a mean case of the sassage pants!
Jason: Haha good luck

by Beautyblood August 23, 2010

pant cone

A penis. Male genitalia.

When Janice removed her shirt, she could see Todd’s pant cone through his trousers.

by Laurab28 October 31, 2019

Shared Pants

When you're budget is so tight, you have to resort to sharing pants with your spouse

John and Mary are so broke, they decided it was a shared pants situation if they were going to save for a new toaster

by The Pensionator July 30, 2017

Shwat Pants

Pants that are worn so often, and are so comfortable, that they've been sweat in, shat in, and have soaked up swass on multiple occasions.

Could also be described as sweat pants on steroids.

Scott: Dude, you just spilled your nachos and beer ALL over your pants!
James: No worries bro, these are my shwat pants, they've seen a lot worse!

by JettSkyler May 5, 2011

Pickle Pants

Pickle pants comes from A Latin origin and is used on a day-to-day basis in Latin families it means when you have an erection in your pants

Person 1: OMG did you see John’s pickle pants today

by Pickle pants May 17, 2021

Stretchy-Pants

Pants needed if you eat too much food.

If Stormy eats all those jelly doughnuts, she'll need to buy some stretchy-pants.

by Jelly_XX April 4, 2023