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moderator balls

The significant change in personality a forum poster gets shortly after he/she realizes the kind of authority they have after being ranked to a moderator status, enabling that individual to be aggressive and assertive instead of passive like they usually were before they had power.
Moderator: Cool it with the flaming, I've had enough out of you already. I'm about a hair's width away from locking this thread.

Forum poster: Someone's moderator balls have dropped recently.
by johnnyoreally August 25, 2011
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billiard balling

Putting your hand in your pockets and playin with your bollocks
Mr Todd: Josh stop billiard balling and get over here
by matthew wilson March 17, 2005
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Yeti Balls

1. (verb) When someone tea bags a girls mouth then promptly teabags an adjacent surface leaving behind a hairy impression to be found later.

2. (noun) An overly hairy ball sack.
I yeti balled Cynthia last night. You can still see the imprint on her face and pillow.

We notice at the gym that Peter had some serious yeti balls.
by gregulater September 8, 2009
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Shrek Balls

The act of sitting in one area for a prolonged amount of time and producing sweat near the crotch region, therefore replicating a swamp
Jaiden: Damn I got Shrek Balls rn i gotta go for a bit.
by Kuumai March 23, 2021
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Cutie Balls

a term created by me that is generally used as a term of endearment, as well as when referencing someone's testes (ones you might find particularly cute). The term can also be used when referencing anything particularly good.
Elizabeth: Look ! i just adopted a puppy !

Rose: awww cutie balls ! 🥺

*gets sent a dick pic*
Marie: omg cutie balls !

DD: i did really well on my AP exam !

Chris: that's so cutie balls ! good job !
by radiohorsecock May 9, 2021
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breeder balls

big juicy fat balls that are filled with the sweetest, finest sperm that are so delectable they are in peak form for breeding.
that dude has some amazing breeder balls
by pussypopexplosiongunsounds November 22, 2021
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ball or peen

A parlour game centring upon a man who has located an ambiguous part of his genitals in his grip, and then prompts the many spectators encircling him to decide whether the flesh in question hails from his scrotum or his penis. Bets are arranged and money thrown onto the ground before finally the genitals are revealed to be either 'ball' or 'peen'. The game resets and during the anxious wait for a new presentation of genitals, the chant "BALL OR PEEN" is sounded by the spectators.
"BALL OR PEEN! BALL OR PEEN! BALL OR PEEN!"

The genitals are revealed.

"Five bucks that's scrote," Anth ventured. Nathan demurred and accepted the challenge. "It's dick for sure."
by prairiedreamcatcher101 October 26, 2017
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