shazingo special

Masterbating while watching a blood relative have sex this excludes relatives that mary into family. This action is something that is not enjoyed but done in order to make the situation even more akward then it already is.

I walked in on Uncle Phil and Aunt Katy going to Slam City and I became arroused.

Aren't they brother and sister?

And thats why I sat down and faught through the horrible image with a shazingo special.

by killuhcrow May 21, 2011

The Diamond Special

When you and your brother fool around in the shower. This can include sexual activities such as kissing, blowing, or fucking each other.

Friend: Where the fuck have you been, you said you were pulling up an hour ago?

Luke: Sorry, my brother is visiting from college and he surprised me with the Diamond Special.

by Joost Pluimers February 10, 2022

special truck

A new truck that you like soo much you won't even drive it

I can't take my special truck to work because Lea parks too close to my spot

by Hightower7 May 26, 2014

Chameleon Special

The act of shaming your male partners genital size whilst smacking their face with a dead Chameleon, proceeding to masturbate to them weeping as they begin regretting every life decision that led to this event.

Girl 1: “I heard you gave him a Chameleon Special…”

Girl 2: “Yeah, now he’s in a mental institution.”

by leer22934 April 30, 2023

The O'Rourke Speciality

Go into a bar with a fake persona then chat up a girl and repeatedly buy her drinks and rufie her until all motor skills are lost. Follow this by carrying her to a hotel room and laying her spread on the bed proceed the deeply throat fuck her whilst shitting in her cleavage. Then turn around and titty fuck her smashing shit into her chin until she throws up then slap her in the face with a spunky, shitty and vomit covered penis until her cheekbones are a lovely purple color.

I picked up the girl the other night and gave her The O'Rourke Speciality said the man to his lawyer.

by Twataface November 6, 2019

Heather Special

To ruin some white sheets with a shit smear (after anal sex)

I went out last night and had a Heather Special. Had to get the Vanish Oxi out.

by Pqw089 November 30, 2019

Ernie Special

Where a person is shitting on the toilet and describing it in great detail to their partner who then has to vomit and does so into the lap of the person on the toilet.

A guy was wrapping on the toilet and describing his creamy bowel movement to his girl who had just finished eating, she gagged twice before she couldnt fight it any longer and proceeded to give her guy an Ernie Special and vommited onto his lap.

by Einre June 14, 2019