salty nigger

An african american exposed to chilly weather leading ashiness in the pores of their skin otherwise known as their winter salt. This can be related to blacktop during the winter months covered in a fresh dusting of snow also known as the lotion of winter and then the plow trucks come by to make sure they keep that niggertop salty.

"Yo man my main nigga Javon is one salty nigger."-Black friend
"A squirt of lotion could take care of that salty nigger in a hurry!-White friend

by saltyborat December 17, 2010

Salty Marlin

with one or two fingers on the inside of your partner's cheek (like a fish-hook), and immediately following oral sex or intercourse, pull out your dick and blast your seed into the nostrils and eyeballs of your partner. he or she will duck and dive to protect their face from your dick juice. just like a pissed off marlin on a big fucking hook.

i gave my girlfriend a salty marlin, and she nearly took my goddamn arm off.

by Schuyler The Liar June 10, 2009

salty ragdoll

when your done fucking a girl you take the condom off after you cum in it then you take the cum filled condom and slap her tittys with it.......

boy: "hey after we fuck can I give you a salty ragdoll"

girl: "sure make it EXTRA salty for me"

boy: "Trust me it will be"(smiles)

by Nate newpower January 7, 2009

salty leave

a split in a relationship resulting in tears

John and Mary's fight ended in a salty leave.

by b_144 November 4, 2013

the salty spittoon

A salty spittoon is when your girl has cum in her mouth and spits it into another girl's asshole

Dude bro last night I gave my girl and her best friend the salty spittoon

by handlebar poopstache June 10, 2016

salty snickers

When, after having anal sex, the person being sodomized sucks the sperm and their own feces off the penis of the person doing the sodomizing.

The term originates from the (alleged) saltiness of ejaculate combined with the chunky brown consistency of feces.

Bob: So you think she loves you?

Jack: I gave her a salty snickers last night and she loved it. She's mine.

Bob: Better run. She'll be wanting to get married next.

by poopfetishist October 23, 2006

Salty Daddy

Like a sugar daddy, but instead of a man who gives a lot of finances to his woman, salty daddy does the same thing with cum.

Her: You’re so sexy when you’re the one doing the work and still let me eat your cum.
Him: I like to provide, I’m your Salty Daddy!

by ColdplayPenguin129 June 12, 2018