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Golden Noodle

A piss filled condom, which it's froze and then used as a dildo.
I lost my dildo last night, so I improvised with a golden noodle.
by Paybuuuu May 17, 2018
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Noodle Bros

When two Bros Jack off to the same porn video or porn star at different times.
Mike- "Yo Auston have you seen Gianna's new porno"
Austin- " Yea I beat my dick to it last night"
Mike- "Sick we are totally noodle bros"
by BobLee173 May 16, 2016
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Noodle-kun

The worst person you will ever meet.
This person will never grow up and won't let you have your own opinion. Thininkg that they are superior and ends up being hated by everyone.

If you spot a Noodle-kun please don't talk with them
Karen: This boy is so annoying . He keeps insulting my skills.
Salsa: Girl he is such a Noodle-kun. Dump him!
by Unknown User 👤 May 27, 2020
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noodle cup

When you have sex with your flaccid penis, because you can't get it up. Usually due to being drunk, or nervous.
Girl: "what's wrong?"
Guy: "I'm too drunk were gonna have to noodle cup."

Guy 1: " hey did you hook up with missy last night?"

Guy 2: "yeah man, but I was really nervous so I had to noodle cup her instead."
by LS oki February 13, 2014
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mellow noodle

A hot girl that knows she's hot, is terrible at sex and lays in bed like a mellow noodle.
The model was a total mellow noodle last night.
by Ubeugly March 21, 2016
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spack-noodle

(N) A person who ruins an activity by involving himself in it.
Don't invite Mark, hes a spack-noodle
by AlpacaMilo April 2, 2017
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High as a noodle

When you get so high that your mind rejects reason and becomes an Italian spaghetti/a Japanese ramen.
Bernie: "Hey, how was yesterday at Karen's?"
Max: "Dude, I smoked so much that I got high as a noodle"
by VFortuna February 22, 2021
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