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Salmon Pants

An obnoxious country club white guy from the south. You will find him typically wearing a Vineyard Vines polo with SALMON colored pants - his date or girlfriend will be wearing a Lilly Pulitzer dress. He will have long'ish sun bleached hair (from all the days spent on the golf course or on the rivah). He belongs to a fraternity, wears his class ring and usually supports the SEC. Typically of the Republican political persuasion.
Oh God, here come's the Salmon Pants...

I would never join that club - it's full of Salmon Pants!
by TV News Chick May 9, 2020
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Pants money

An amount of cash totaling 5 or more dollars that is lost without noticing and found much later in a pocket of a long-unworn item of clothing. Pants money is like a gift from your past self to your future self.
"I thought I was going to be broke until payday, but I found 50 bucks in pants money in my old jeans!"
by MedeaDemonblood August 25, 2011
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pant snake

Usually refering to a transexuall (most of the time japanese) woman with a pencil shaped penis. penis must be over one foot otherwise it is referred to as a "qibblesnaffer".
"Yo man have you seen that new japanese girl? She has a huge pant snake"

"Yeah man its all the way down to her kneecap!"
by Midget spinner June 6, 2017
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flud pants

pants that ride up at least 4" higher than a man's ankles. people who don't want to buy knew pants often wear old pant which look like fluds.
Wow look at Jimmy he looks like such a tool with those flud pants!
by andrewd126 November 6, 2011
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Funky Pants

A cat who doesn’t know how good his life is. He meows incessantly and forces people to pet him.
Man, that cat won’t leave me alone, he is such a funky pants.
by Slinky Toast February 15, 2020
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Cozy Pants

Dress pants that are specifically worn on those days where you feel lazy/tired/too fat, but yet want to look professional at your workplace.
Thank god I wore my cozy pants, cause my waist grew two inches after that last meal.
by The Great Turbanini May 15, 2014
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Girl pants.

An effeminate man..... Or an affection greeting to a friend ( being silly)
The guy is

GIRL pants..
look how he minces around the gaff.....
Hey Girl pants whats happening?
by TrousersPants September 16, 2018
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