Chicago promise

Certain people like giving out promises without the intent of carrying them out. For some reason, a significant amount of such people populates Chicago. This kind of people is called bullshitters, and the kind of bullshit promises they give out is called a Chicago promise.

-- This dude said he'll bring over some molly this Friday.

-- You sure it wasn't a Chicago promise?

by othra May 13, 2024

Chicago Drug Mule

Cocktail made with Jeppsen’s Malort

1.5 oz Tequila
0.75 oz lime juice
0.75 oz cranberry juice
0.5 oz Jeppson’s Malort
2 oz ginger beer

‘Malort is undrinkable’

‘If you mix it into a Chicago Drug Mule, it’s only mildly unpleasant’

by waterbaby8391 November 24, 2022

Southside of Chicago

Dangerous side of Chicago, full of shootings and dangerous wars. - Stay away at all means.

Ay foe, dem niggas onna southside of chicago crazy asl.

by .3mxi December 28, 2024

Chicago Oyster

What comes out of your nose after doing large amounts of cocaine for an extended period of time.

Man, Smitty served up Chicago oysters all over that hotel room in Atlantic City.

by jaybronee October 10, 2020

Chicago Stir-Fry

Boiling completely liquid diarrhea in a croc pot and using it as a popular Chicago substitute for gravy. Often seasoned with smegma or red pepper flakes flakes

Billy: yo Tony can I get a little chicago stir-fry on my dog?

Tony: Tell when to stop pouring billy!

by OfficiallyDrDubious May 10, 2025

Chicago Drive

When you take a dog into the mountains or a neighboring town and let them out and drive away

When i was a kid my dad took my dog on the Chicago Drive.

by Miklyn February 7, 2024

Chicago Steering Wheel

A steering wheel that has been used in an aggressive manner to honk at other drivers so often that it has begun to cave in or crack, mostly found in vehicles driven in large cities with dense traffic like Chicago, IL.

Kevin's car has a Chicago Steering Wheel, he should really learn how to drive less aggressively.

by User46724 February 15, 2024