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Brown Wine

The act of farting in a glass and admiring its fragrance like a fine wine, generally enjoyed by yuppies and smug people, particularly those called Alan (pronounced Al-lain)
Guy A- Hi, Alan isn't it?
Guy B- Actually its pronounced Al-lain
Guy A- Right, sorry AL- LAIN, would you like red or white wine?
Guy B- I'll just take an empty glass, I fancy a brown wine today *Ppprrrrppp!!!*
by paggywaggygumdrops March 25, 2020
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brown massage

When flatulence is passed onto an unexpected person with skin contact
Sam just gave me a brown massage in the break area.
by Rod Byron January 17, 2018
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house brown

Drives clunker erratically and has receding hairline. Enjoys intercourse with a cantaloupe.
Did you see that clunker? Must be house brown
by housebrown9 November 17, 2014
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brown ankled

waking up with your foot up someone's arse and having not the faintest idea of how it got there
"Hello Sven, I see your new boyfriend is limping quite badly this morning"
"Yes, I'm afraid that we both had too much to drink last night and somehow I brown ankled him"
by Daniel le Cont October 29, 2011
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Brown Tumbler

When one takes a dump in one's dryer and turns it on turning it into the brown tumbler.
It's in the same category as a Upper Decker.
At a party go into the laundry room take a dump in the dryer, preferably a top load, and proceed to turn it on and do the Brown Tumbler.
by Myra Meins December 14, 2010
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Brown Elevens

The mark left in your underwear after relieving yourself from a deep anal itch.
Man, my asshole itched so bad; I don't think the brown elevens will ever wash out of my undies.
by NoodleFag November 22, 2018
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Gangster Brown

Gangster Brown is the stage name of a rising underground rapper in Miami, Florida. His krew consisting of several rappers can be seen accompanying him on the hoods of Caddies (his car).

His latest album received great acclaim and featured singles like "Me and My Car" and "What A Homie Gon Do"? He is widely known for the Gangster Shuffle, which is a dance move that can be seen in his videos. It involves moving as if you are dribbling a basketball enthusiastically, but without the basketball.

Most of his promotion was done by his sister and her best friend, who passed out free copies of his first demo at middle schools and high schools city-wide. It did not take long for Gangster Brown to rise up.
Usually I skip school, but tomorrow Gangster Brown is going to perform at our school's auditorium to pep us up to do well on the FCAT, so I think I might go for once.
by FireTakesMeHigher February 3, 2010
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