Wine and 69 Day

If a woman treats her man special on Valentine's Day, then he will treat her special two months later on April 14th. Since women don't want flowers or teddy bears, her special day consists of a glass of vino and some 69!

Keelie: Do you know what day it is today?

Kat: It’s wine and 69 day Keelie. I hope Dave has got some Savvy B chilling the fridge

by Harlot Hunter December 27, 2020

Porsche 69-11

Reverse Amazon with 2 dudes, wherein the top has his dick in the bottoms butt, however the bottom has his dick in the tops butt; the dick in butt combination resembles the boxter style opposed piston block of the Porsche. Both guys are both car and garage at the same time. Bonus points for simultaneous climax.

Blake and Zale couldn't decide who was pitching and who was catching, so as a compromise they did a Porsche 69-11

by Billyraydontcare September 5, 2021

fag bag 69

When someone is so gay they seem to be more gay than a bag with 69 faggots inside of it.

Dude you are such a fag bag 69.

by jayden nelson420 August 15, 2017

despacito 69

stop it

please dont make despacito 69 just dont

by ur mom still gay October 2, 2018

www.69.com

a porno site

for u low lifes who can et nun...go there

by pouis louis July 17, 2003

69 bux

1.Referring to the amount XBOX costs on any given day.
2.Referring to the 2nd album by the band Ignition.
3. Referring to the song by the band Ignition.
4. Something Sam would say.

Me: So Sam, your gonna get an XBOX today, eh? How much money do u have to spend on it?
Sam: 69 bux.
Me: 69 bux? Sam, i'm telling you. You cannot manage to buy an XBOX for so little money.
Sam: 69 bux?
Me: Ok, i give up. 69 bux.

by Fisher Price December 7, 2002

Square Root of 69

The square root of 69, to the last decimal place, with no remainder, is 8.306623862918075.

Drake: Damn, I finally worked it out Ri.
Rihanna: What?
Drake: The square root of 69 is 8.306623862918075
Rihanna: I'm done with you, Drake. I'm going to Live My Life.

by elefante192 March 15, 2015