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Good Charlotte

A term for a bad band that is so terrible, that you wouldn't mind hearing in the news that their plane went down and they are stuck on an unchartered island only to suffer a slow, agonizing existence but no one cares enough to save them.
Those douche nozzles have absolutely no talent.

Yeah, they're Good Charlotte.
by KanonDface January 20, 2009
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Good Charlotte

Possible the worst band ever. They are poseurs and actually think they're punk. If y'all want to listen to some real punk, go check out the Pistols or Sublime. Good Charlotte is pop, pop rock at the most. All the members of the band are fugly assholes. Especially Joel, who called himself "Kid Vicious" - like Sid Vicious, the godfather of punk.

And their music sucks ass! If you stop and listen to the music, the main message of it is to not conform. But that's exactly what they're doing! They try so hard to be punk they forget to be themselves.
Guy 1: "God, have you heard Good Charlotte's new single?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, it sucks ass. I wish MTV would stop paying that shit."

Poseur Girl: "OMG! GC is like, so hawt! They're like soooo punk rawk!"
Other Girl: "God, get a life, you loser. Listen to some decent music."
by JOEL MADDEN IS FUGLY July 16, 2008
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Good Charlotte

1. A band that performs deranged crap, overplayed by the media.
2. Group who kisses MTV's butt.
3. Responsible for lame songs with lame lyrics that sound as if they should be classified under "pop" instead of "alternative" (as they are on itunes) or "rock"...(God save us).
4. Band where the members wear makeup, causing one to ponder their sanity and sexuality.
5. A group where any definitions of them, if positive, are defensive. If they are so great why do you have to defend them? Or are you insecure because everyone questions your sanity for following the teen craze and conforming to bad music?
6. A band sometimes considered to fall under the genre of rock, which is the master of abominations.
Girl: Oh look, Good Charlotte is coming to concert...
Girl #2: GOOD CHARLOTTE IS AWESOME! LIKE, SHUTUP. JUST SHUTUP. THEY ARE GREAT. DON'T DISS THEM! THEY'RE SO "PUNK." I JUST LOVE HOW ANGSTY AND REBELIOUS THEY ARE!! OMG JUST STOP! THEY'RE AS COOL AS SIMPLE PLAN!!! OMG JUST OMG.
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Good Charlotte

A good band that has been given a bad stereotype. They're not emo, they're not wannabes, and they're not in in for the money (which you would know if you were broad minded enough to find out about them).
They make music, people who like their music listen to it, and people who don't try and find as many ways as possible to insult them. GET OVER YOURSELVES.
Maybe you like them, maybe not, but truth is they do not whine about their life sucking like some other bands, their music (whatever genre it is) appeals to loads of people, and in the end, they will probably have a lot more people that like them than you haters do.
person 1: "wow, have you heard Like It's Her birthday by Good Charlotte? It awesome!"
person 2: "you like Good Charlotte? OMG FREAK."

me: "shut up and get on with your life, cause guess what? NO ONE CARES, AND THEY'RE MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN YOU'LL EVER BE."
by XsunnyX March 22, 2011
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Good Charlotte

A rather pathetic band that no one really likes. See Simple Plan (my definition).
You're going to play Good Charlotte at your party? You loser!
by Ben Kenobi July 19, 2008
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Good Charlotte

A band that is only popular because the goons at MTV made them popular. Some people think that all bands on MTV are good, but good bands are bands that make music not for cash, but for the fans and meanings.
Fuck the Media that thinks they can tell bands how to play.
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Good Charlotte

.Adjective to describe self-declared 'artists' that wrecked the miniute chance of decent prosperty they had by emoing their way to the dark side that is commercialism and materialism
GC: Lifestyles of the rich and the famous, they're always complaining

Me: Didn't you demand Mcdonalds delivered food to you because youre 'celebrities'?

GC: We're going to write a song about how ignorant you are

Me: fuckheads...
by kimmy booth July 16, 2008
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