guy1: so how was ya day??
guy2: o mine was ight
guy3: i hate tha world, i want 2 slit my wrist n choke on my spit..im so alone
guy1&2: son wtf is wrong wif u y u tender-dickin 4??
guy2: o mine was ight
guy3: i hate tha world, i want 2 slit my wrist n choke on my spit..im so alone
guy1&2: son wtf is wrong wif u y u tender-dickin 4??
by WiiKKed StaR November 22, 2007
The act of being off the clock at DICK'S Sporting Goods, while being actively employed at DICK'S Sporting Goods.
Employee #1: What are you up to today? If you're Soft Dickin', would you like to come over and watch the Seahawks game with me!
Employee #2: Hell yeah I'm Soft Dickin'. I'll be right over!
Employee #2: Hell yeah I'm Soft Dickin'. I'll be right over!
by Big D's DICKtionary January 19, 2020
by Ogswampsauce December 05, 2021
Before receiving a blowjob you have the giver put their hair in a bun fitting for a dipping cup filled with your favorite dipping sauce. While receiving head you enjoy your favorite snack to dip with style and convenience all at your lap.
My Girlfriend graced me with dickin' dippers last night so you know I had to break out the pretzel nuggets and cheese.
by DabbinDicky January 05, 2018
Similar to a circle jerk, but with more indecision by Ninny/idiots of no importance with over-inflated egos, who take far too long to agree to on the simplest of things, with an element of trying to play people and fuck them over, especially when dealing with decisive individuals with little tolerance for such shenanigans. Used as a method to frustrate while reinforcing the self-worth of the players.
Talk about Ninny Dickin, it took 100 emails between the group to decide on a time for the meeting, another email round defining AM, PM, and evening, followed by a spread-sheet to be filled-out by the individuals on which days and times are best for them. The agreed apon time is then cancelled at the last minute, and a another meeting is set with short notice when many of the players cannot attend.
by hounddog15ks November 02, 2011
A term used to describe extremely long ashes on the end of a blunt or joint. Common slamg originating in southern Ohio around 2013. Still frequently used today.
“Yo you’re donkey dickin that blizzy hard!”
“Ash that donkey dick before you burn holes in my couch bro!”
“Ash that donkey dick before you burn holes in my couch bro!”
by Hot-Lon July 24, 2018
Mc and Dickin. Similar to Netflix and chilling but...It's when you meet at McDonald's order and eat a quarter pounder. Fuck in the parking lot, cum in the wrapper, and then walk into the restaurant and return the cum soaked wrapper and say, " this isn't what I ordered!" Slam it on the counter or throw it in the manager's face (hopefully exploding) and run out of the store screaming "you just got dicked!"
What did you do this weekend?
I met this scooter and we went Mc and Dickin.
How did it go. The wrapper prematurely opened and got the old lady in line. But we went back to my place and I gave her a Denver Omelette.
I met this scooter and we went Mc and Dickin.
How did it go. The wrapper prematurely opened and got the old lady in line. But we went back to my place and I gave her a Denver Omelette.
by Richard Dangles January 12, 2020